WTF?
Weird news stories you just won’t be able to turn away from.
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Company to Offer New York Women a Chance to Give $150 Vibrator a Free Test Drive
The same British company that last year sponsored a promotion for New York City men to relieve stress by offering…
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Facebook Bans Conservative Artist Over This One Cartoon
The Facebook fascists are at it again and have reportedly issued a three-day ban to popular conservative cartoonist Ben Garrison…
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68-Year-Old Allegedly Ran Booming Drug Business Out of Old Folks Home
Just call him Smack Granddaddy. A 68-year-old California man has been accused of using his residence at a senior citizens…
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Chicago Notches Homicide Number 400 and It’s ONLY July
The ongoing mayhem in the mean streets of Chicago may be on the way to a record year in 2017.…
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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Found to Contain Traces of Weed Killer
Vermont hippie ice cream empire Ben & Jerry’s which last year added a flavor to honor Bernie Sanders to their…
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Politically Correct New U.S. Aircraft Carrier Has No Urinals
President Donald Trump participated in a ceremony to commission the USS Gerald R. Ford over the weekend as the United…
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Target CEO Suggests President Trump is to Blame for Drop in Business
Mega-retailer Target is experiencing a drop off in sales that are being attributed to fewer Hispanics shopping at the company’s…
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Chicago SlutWalk Joins Dyke March in Banning Pro-Israel Jews
There was a good deal of controversy last month when the Chicago Dyke March kicked out a number of Jewish…
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Animal Rights Activists Suspected in Stunt That Killed Thousands of Minks
A Minnesota fur farm owner is having to deal with the deaths of thousands of minks who were sprung from…
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Church Robber Learns the Meaning of ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’
In a heartwarming story out of Alabama, a young thug was sent to his great reward after an attempted robbery…
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Woman Traumatized After Doctor Referred to Her as Aunt Jemima
A Memphis woman is furious at her dermatologist over what she claims was a racially motivated humiliation when he addressed…
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Genius Arrested After Calling Cops to Report His Cocaine Was Stolen
Sometimes you have to wonder whether people are stoned or just stupid. The subject of a weird news tidbit out…
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Walmart in Damage Control Mode Over Racial Slur in Online Product Description
Retailing colossus Walmart has engaged in rapid damage control after an embarrassing slip was noticed on their website. A product…
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Christian Dominatrix Will Spank Your Sinful Ass for $80 an Hour
The sexual fantasies and kinky fetishes of some people are almost too incredible to be believed. A quick trip around…
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Florida Man Exasperated After Wild Monkeys Invade His Backyard
It may seem like a scene from the new Planet of the Apes movie but a Florida man is frustrated…
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