WTF?

Genius Arrested After Calling Cops to Report His Cocaine Was Stolen

Sometimes you have to wonder whether people are stoned or just stupid.

The subject of a weird news tidbit out of Fort Walton Beach, Florida may have been a little bit of both as a not too bright individual was struck with the brilliant idea to call the police over the theft of cash and cocaine from his car.

35-year-old David Blackmon (a convicted felon) was in the process of showing the officer who responded where he had kept his stash when the cop noticed a crack rock and a pipe in the vehicle.

Needless to say, Mr. Blackmon was promptly arrested.

According to the Miami Herald “His cocaine was stolen. So this Florida man called the cops”:

When a Florida man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call.

To police.

Soon after reporting the theft, David Blackmon was arrested.

Blackmon, 35, of Fort Walton Beach, called deputies Sunday morning to report that someone had stolen a bag of cocaine and some cash from his car, according to a statement from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office. He told a deputy who responded that he was a drug dealer and that someone had broken into his vehicle while it was parked, taking about $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine.

But the deputy saw some cocaine still lingering on the center console next to a crack rock, the statement said, as well as a crack pipe on the car floor near the driver’s seat.

Blackmon was then arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence, possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine, a felony charge.

He was booked into Okaloosa County Corrections Sunday afternoon pending $4,000 bail and later released, jail records showed.

One has to absolutely marvel at how truly stupid that some people are.

Donn Marten

Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

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