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Customer’s Amazon Order Contains a BONUS: 65 Pounds of Marijuana
Despite the leftist politics of its Trump hating CEO Jeff Bezos, Amazon is still a great choice when you need…
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Nine-Year-Old Child Crushed After 325-Pound Adult Sits on Her as Punishment
In another one of those stories that show that truth is stranger than fiction, a Florida woman has been arrested…
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Kids Need to Beware of Creepy Crawlers When Trying on Halloween Costumes in Stores
With Halloween rapidly approaching, a cautionary warning about trying on costumes in retail stores has been made about the possibility…
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Michigan Duo Busted for Pimping Out Disabled Woman They Kept in Shed
Never underestimate the ability of really disgusting human beings to exploit the weakness of others in order to get over…
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The Juice Reportedly Seeks Bunny Ranch Romp with Hooker Resembling Murdered Ex-Wife
Now that the “Juice” is finally loose, he is looking to score some real action how that he no longer…
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New York Police Operation Ends Side Career of Mickey D’s Night Manager
New York narcotics officers successfully completed “Operation Off the Menu” when they made the pinch on a McDonald’s night manager…
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Man Gets Knuckle Sandwich After Bursting in On Masturbating Wife
A Florida man received a shot to the kisser after barging into his wife’s room after hearing her moaning in…
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Oklahoma Lesbian Couple Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating and Torturing Child
A same-sex female couple from Muskogee, Oklahoma who were arrested last year after viciously and systematically beating and torturing a…
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Red Lobster Customer Makes Bomb Joke to Hostess, Guess WHAT She Brings Him
It’s inconceivable that someone could be so stupid as to go into a crowded restaurant and make a joke about…
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All Trick, No Treat: Man Arrested After Urinating on $600 Worth of Halloween Candy
The criminal mind is a strange thing and those with inclinations to run on the wrong side of the law…
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Sex Offender Returns to Form ONE Day After Being Released from Prison
In the ever-expanding annals of really stupid criminals, a place needs to be carved out for a California offender who…
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Nutty Professor to Allow Snowflake Students to Pick Their Own Grades
The latest signal that the liberal occupation of the nation’s college campuses has charted a course destined for “Idiocracy”, a…
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Is Classic Rock Band Journey Headed for a Trump Divorce?
The next big thing for lawyers in America is what are being referred to as “Trump divorces” where once passionate…
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Charming Ohio Couple Arrested Over Gruesome Contents of Freezer
In a bizarre tale out of Youngstown, Ohio, a man and his significant other have been arrested on the charge…
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Company to Offer New York Women a Chance to Give $150 Vibrator a Free Test Drive
The same British company that last year sponsored a promotion for New York City men to relieve stress by offering…
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