Man Gets Knuckle Sandwich After Bursting in On Masturbating Wife

A Florida man received a shot to the kisser after barging into his wife’s room after hearing her moaning in what could only be described as sexual delight.

43-year-old Garrett Higgs and his 42-year-old spouse Flavia’s marriage was on the rocks and both were living in separate rooms in their Port St. Lucie home when the incident occurred. Mr. Higgs mistakenly believed that Mrs. Higgs was engaged in sexual intercourse with another man and apparently wasn’t going to tolerate such an insult under his own roof.

But when Mr. Higgs burst into the room after prying the door open with a screwdriver, his surprised spouse wasn’t with another man but was simply masturbating – the two hadn’t had sex in over a year – and as the reports would indicate, was really, really into it.

Once inside, Flavia Higgs wasn’t happy and struck him in the face and the couple began fighting. Police responded to a 911 call and arrested Mrs. Higgs who was charged with battery.

He apparently thought she was having sex with another man https://t.co/nByd1BfAuC

— New York Post (@nypost) September 17, 2017

Via The New York Post “Wife arrested for punching husband after he interrupted her ‘pleasuring herself’”:

A Florida woman punched her husband in the face after he burst into her bedroom while she was pleasuring herself — because he thought he heard her having sex with another man, police said.

Flavia Higgs, a 42-year-old licensed private investigator, was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge after the wild ordeal in the bedroom of their Port St. Lucie home on Sept. 7, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Higgs’ 43-year-old husband, Garrett — who had been living in a separate bedroom from his estranged wife for more than a year — told a responding officer that he returned home and heard “moaning from the house” before walking toward the room and knocking on the door.

“He banged and she would not answer the door,” according to the police report. “He said he thought there was another man in his house and he used a screwdriver to open the door.”

Once he barged in, his humiliated wife tried to stop her husband and “physically escort him out” of the room as he tried to push past her and pushed her arm against a wall. She then struck Higgs in the face, the report states.

The two would have much more to worry about the following week due to Hurricane Irma but this is mightily embarrassing, especially for Mrs. Higgs.