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Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

CNN Fires Host Who Called President Trump a ‘Piece of Sh*t’

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The Clinton News Network aka CNN has just given the boot to another loudmouthed leftist who never bothered to think that there would be consequences for his offensive language. Following much criticism over blasting President Donald Trump as a “piece of shit”, Iranian-American “religious scholar” and commentator Reza Aslan has been canned by the network. Mr. Aslan was the host ...

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Penguins Come Out Flying, Assume Control of Stanley Cup Final Series

The defending NHL champion Pittsburgh Penguins came out flying and blasted the upstart Nashville Predators in game five of the Stanley Cup finals on Thursday night at PPG Paints Arena. In a see-saw series, the Penguins had lost the momentum after getting soundly defeated in two road games in the raucous Bridgestone Arena. With the series tied up at two ...

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Leftist Sportswriter Suggests Kaepernick Should File Collusion Suit Against NFL

When the Seattle Seahawks signed the awful Austin Davis to serve as their backup quarterback, the Colin Kaepernick fanboys in the media erupted in outrage. Kaepernick had after all been invited for a tryout by the Seahawks who were thought by many to be the perfect fit for the oppressed multimillionaire due to the far-left demographic of the Emerald City, ...

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Three Things to Watch in Sports on Friday

1: Will the Golden State Warriors win the NBA Championship and complete a historic undefeated postseason? The high-scoring Warriors have gone 15-0 in the playoffs and have LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers on the ropes after a 118-113 victory on Wednesday. The Cavs are down 0-3 and the chances of them winning four games in a row to repeat ...

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Massachusetts Marijuana Dispensary Selling Pot Pizzas

Now people can get buzzed and get their munchies at the same time. A Massachusetts dispensary for medical marijuana has introduced the novel new idea of pot pizzas which should be a big hit with many patients. Quincy dispensary makes pot pizza for medical marijuana patients (via @julimcdonald) #WBZ https://t.co/Bikar5OE28 — Ryan Kath (@ryankath) June 7, 2017 According to Boston ...

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Gays for Trump Banned from Charlotte LGBT Pride Parade

The new totalitarian left and the galaxy of identity groups that it encompasses are exhibiting an increasing degree of intolerance to any who they do not agree with or who is not exactly like them. The backlash against the election of President Trump after Barack Obama’s radical reign has resulted in self-segregation, tribalism, and hostility. A Black Lives Matter came ...

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Comey Testimony Throws Cold Water on Democrat-Media Lynch Mob

The mood in Washington D.C. was festive and filled with anticipation on Thursday morning as former FBI Director James Comey would give his long-awaited public testimony on President Donald Trump. The media swarmed unlike anything seen since the O.J. Simpson trial, Beltway bars were doing special promotions including “impeachmint cocktails and vodka shots” while tuning big screen televisions into the hearing and ...

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Golden State Warriors Go Up 3-0 in NBA Finals

The Golden State Warriors are on the verge of making history if they can close out what has been a lopsided series on Friday night. The potent Warriors have roared through the NBA playoffs winning a stunning fifteen straight games – many in decisive fashion – and can seal the deal tomorrow night. The historic streak continues for Golden State… https://t.co/0qm5YRkTej ...

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Three Things to Watch in Sports on Thursday

1: The Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins will try to slow the momentum of the tenacious Nashville Predators in a critical home game at PPG Paints Arena. With the series tied at 2-2, the Predators come off of two games in which they were dominant and stole the momentum away from the defending NHL Champs. Starting off 0-2, the Predators may ...

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Get Your Trump Smashing, Ass Kicking Elizabeth Warren Action Figure

Those who have been stricken by Trump Derangement Syndrome can take some solace that a brand new, ass-kicking action figure of Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren is in the works. The ultra-shrill leftist moonbat has established herself as one of the few Democrats who make Hillary Clinton look rational and as a result, has earned herself legions of adoring fans who ...

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Cincinnati Slugger Punishes Cardinals Pitchers With Four Homer Eruption

Casual baseball fans aren’t likely to recognize the name Scooter Gennett but he has accomplished a rare feat that will earn him a place in history. The nondescript utility player for the National League’s Cincinnati Reds blew up on Tuesday night. He mashed four home runs, one of only seventeen players in major league baseball to do so – including him. ...

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GOP Candidate Makes Mincemeat Out of Democrat Geek Jon Ossoff in Georgia 6 Debate

Democrats are putting everything that they’ve got into the special election runoff in Georgia’s 6th Congressional district but there are signs that they may be flushing their money down the toilet. Besides the terrible choice for a candidate in terms of optics – a creepy looking, metrosexual, Star Wars geek named Jon Ossoff – the Dems have no message outside ...

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Police Officer Discovers 1-Inch Bolt in Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich

In what appears to be either gross incompetence or willful malice, a Birmingham, AL police officer discovered a 1-inch bolt in his sandwich that he purchased at a popular fast food chain. While working late, the law enforcement officer stopped at a local Arby’s to grab a bite to eat. Much to his shock and dismay, when he bit into his ...

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Victimhood Pays: Bill Clinton Seductress Monica Lewinsky to be Subject of New Movie

Former President Bill Clinton’s one-time plaything Monica Lewinsky has resurfaced and is leveraging her victimhood into what could be a new career of fame, fortune and influence. One of more disgusting aspects of the lamentable Clinton presidency was Slick Willie’s inability to keep his snake in its cage with a certain chubby young intern. Bubba’s dalliances with then 23-year-old Monica Lewinsky ...

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ESPN Bringing Back Hank Williams Jr. for Monday Night Football

Beloved country music icon Hank Williams Jr. is returning to Monday Night Football after spending six years in exile. Williams rendition of the intro was a fixture on MNF on both ABC and ESPN from 1989 until 2011 when he ran afoul of the political correctness police. The singer whose nickname is Bocephus, dared to opine that former president Barack ...

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