Unlike Russia Collusion, Stormy Daniels, Muslim Ban, US Mexico Crisis, and Mueller Report, this is the big one! This racist, sexist, homophobe outburst must spell the end of President Trump’s reign, right?
After contacting the Mueller special counsel attorneys, it was a unanimous agreement President Trump has now gone too far and has violated US Statute 137b1cd&e. Interestingly, they pointed out the asterisk on this Statute states: if violated, the President must be impeached.
Yes, that means Nancy Pelosi and the weak-kneed Congressional leaders that failed to pass the recent impeachment vote no longer have a choice. It must be done, and it must be done, tonight!
It is now time to reject the will of the American people in favor of eliminating a duly elected world leader that doesn’t believe in the man-made global warming hoax. However, the consensus of climate scientist affirms there will be a drop of at least 25 degrees in global temperatures immediately following President Trump’s impeachment.
In addition, after President Trump is impeached, the Iranian Ambassador to the UN states Iran will make sure their nuclear weapons are only employed against Israel – not any other country. Furthermore, they will protect America if all US oil exports cease and they become the world’s leading exporter of oil.
The best news is now coming out of the Muslim Brotherhood affirming that after the impeachment, they are willing to take over all policing in America and will impose Sharia law. Not to be outdone, China is stating they will manage all manufacturing in America, after the impeachment.
Even though it hasn’t been confirmed, Russia has ‘hinted’ they would be willing to confiscate all guns and ammunition in America after the impeachment. In addition, they would be willing to establish and manage all work camps for disobedient Americans.
Wow, now we understand why President Trump’s impeachment is so very important. Who would have ever believed so many good things could unite America with the rest of the world?
All further news casts must be interrupted to focus upon how Congress will deal with this very grave situation that threatens world stability… but wait, they are already doing this 24/7, so never mind!
The media owes it to all Americans to exclusively fixate their broadcasts upon this awful outburst of words from our President. Congress must explain how they will arrest and place the President in their secret jail, immediately.
Since this racist, sexist, homophobic outburst was recorded by the media, we must ask if a trial would even be necessary, right? His guilt is not in dispute nor could be refuted.
With the national debt soaring, why would we want to waste money on a trial for someone so blatantly guilty? Congress should have the pre-planned guilty sentence explained so Americans could enjoy his last days.
Wouldn’t it be wise to entertain the most egregious form of death for this unrepentant Capitalist? Will the President be hung at noon? Should there be a firing squad? Could his death be filmed so all Americans can enjoy what happens when Liberals and the Deep State is challenged?
We must warn Congress that if they elect to have a trial, the President could reveal information that might allow him to gain favor and that wouldn’t be a good thing. It would be far too easy for the President to explain he has accomplished more for US Citizens in two-years than any other President during their total terms?
President Trump could also link the media to the Democrat Party and force them to address why they shouldn’t be charged with campaign finance fraud. What if President Trump exposes all the lies and propaganda perpetrated on the American public by Liberals?
What if President Trump exposes all the ways Democrats intend to take down America and install a Socialist Government? How will Americans react to President Trump exposing America to the goals of Democrats to take us back to the horse and buggy days?
After finally speaking with a lot of judges, it becomes obvious that any trial has a 50/50 chance of success. After considering all the details and odds, maybe… just maybe we should relax, calm down, and allow this President to continue working his miracles, right?
What do we have to lose? There is no downside to President Trump.
Do you know of anyone that has done or will do a better job for America? Please pray for Donald Trump and his families!
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1 Thessalonians 5:14-19 Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men. See that none render evil for evil unto any man; but ever follow that which is good, both among yourselves, and to all men. Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In everything give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.