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Breitbart IS John Galt

Guest post by suzibasterd Andrew Breitbart is a force of nature, and I use the current tense intentionally; he will never leave us. Many words have been said about his passing. Many tears have been shed. Shock over his death was not an uncommon emotion and while the conservative community rallied and mourned, the progressives showed their true, gangrenous heart ...

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Batboy Named Algae Czar

DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS — Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack “Downgrade” Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar. In his first official decree, Batboy, who has lived openly in public for 27 years as Congresscriminal Henry Waxman from ...

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5,170,000,000,000.00

That’s what Barack Obama will cost you by the time Mittens, Santorum, Gingrich someone kicks him out of office this fall — provided 1.8 million dead voters don’t help re-elect him Dictator and King Forever. FIVE TRILLION ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY BILLION For another way to look at it, here’s a table that shows the Trojan in Chief’s deficit spending as ...

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Review: Alfonzo Rachel and His "Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction"

“Being a black and white kind of person is a good thing”.  This is how conservative pundit and musician Alfonzo Rachel begins his new audio book, Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction.  Rachel goes on to assert that the nuanced grey area most liberals pride themselves on living in is no more than a fog that blurs sound judgement and clear vision.  ...

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