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  1. OMG & LOL!

    I hear your logic, Brian, and maybe I’m just missing the satire here but to me it isn’t so much that Lhota is a Nimrod as it is the idiots who make issues out of stupid crap and voters with 2 dimensional brain that could not comprehend more complex issues than Kitty Kats! Little animals with cute fuzzy faces (I hate cats – black or white) get killed every day in much more “heinous” ways than the sudden and instantaneous strike of several tons of speeding metal! It’s Natural Law! But our society is so far out of touch with Natural law that we have actually begun the “repeal” process! Someone call Mother and tell her she is no longer relevant.

    Joe, and many Republican Candidates, still have a sense of the irrefutable fact that Natural Law, Human Nature, and Gravity are all still with us and not going anywhere for the foreseeable future. You go Joe!

    • Derrell,
      Thank you for taking the time to read and comment. This was, in a way, not to be taken too seriously, but it is a lesson in how to offend most of your electorate. Lhota may as well have said, “God is dead,” or something similar, because, in one way or another, most people have a faith of some kind, and most people like animals. To be so callous toward two innocent little kittens (awwwwwwwwwww……) proves the stereotypical heartlessness Republicans are accused of having.

      You’re right about natural law and all that, but don’t confuse people with the facts. Most arguments these days are won on emotion (see every Democrat talking point) and the Republicans are still trying to win with facts. Facts mean nothing until you’re actually in the office. In the meantime, scare grandma into thinking Romney will end Social Security and promise the sheep they’ll get free healthcare.

      There is another surprise here, of course. Who knew there was a Republican in the mayor’s race? All we hear about is the guy who likes to send naughty pictures of himself to women of questionable character!