A recent spate of offensive hate speech spewed forth by right wing-pontificators has led to a never-ending litany of over-the-top racist, sexist, homophobic language. And it is high-time that moderate progressives do something about it!
The Koch brother-funded tea party terrorists behind the latest reactionary veer towards incivility have jettisoned the “new tone,” as decreed after Sarah Palin caused the tragic Gabby Giffords shooting.
We are fast approaching the situation when right-wing violence could explode at any time, all because a few conservative pundits have gone on a media shooting spree at our brave progressives fighting for the public good.
Here is what happened, for those who missed out on our “Rush to Silence” campaign:
- The president suffered a painful “vetting” of his past, including facing uncomfortable questions about his college background and his association with so-called “radicals.”
- A courageous young woman was subjected to a media witch hunt and was rhetorically set on fire – all for bringing to our attention the dire need for America’s youth to have access to free condoms.
- Rush Limbaugh heatedly denied our allegations that he has a gay lover, which we found bigoted against homosexuals.
IDTMCI condemns the hate speech of fat, drug-addicted blowhards like Rush Limbaugh and the peddler of lies Andrew Breitbart, may he rest in the Stygian wasteland of Hades!
Right-wingers have always gotten away with unfounded smears of caring, compassionate people. The human wreckage caused by the right’s endless hate campaign has been overwhelming. Innocent Democrat victims abound with horror stories of public crucification by conservative pundits on television and radio. We at IDTMCI have received an outpouring of public outcry over the years begging for somebody, anybody, to put an end to this madness.
Unfortunately, the hate will only stop when the right is silenced.
Nothing has demonstrated the need for the hard right to be muzzled like its behavior over the last few weeks. We moderate progressives rested easier after the timely death of Mr. Breitbart, which we all thought would provide us with a moment’s rest. Unfortunately, the heirs to his site’s legacy from all over the Interweb have picked up right where the despicable hate merchant left off, and subsequently embarked on a crusade to “vet” America’s first historic black president.
We now grieve for President Obama, who is being subjected to all sorts of uncomfortable questions about his college days and his past associations. These are irrelevant. The man is black – hello! That means off-limits. Questioning is a no-no. All political opposition or vetting of President Obama is inherently racist. And I dare conservatives to prove otherwise.
And then we have the case of Ms. Sandra Fluck, who embarked on a brave quest to make sure no college man’s penis goes unsheathed. Free rubbers should be a right of passage for any muscular and virile young man: blue, green, glow-in-the-dark – what-have-you. That anyone would oppose such a noble missionary as Ms. Fluck shows the sickness of the right. For a right-wing talk show host to claim the woman is akin to a “slut” and a “prostitute” just because she wants college girls to have their sexual escapades financed by the government is beyond the pale.
The only sluts around here are you Koch brother-funded tea party prostitutes who will sell your astro-turfed souls to Satan just to turn a buck.
Then we have talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who vehemently denied that the reason he is for gender-biased marriage is that he secretly had a gay lover name Fredo who lotions him up every night. Everyone knows that right-wingers who oppose gay marriage are secretly gay themselves. That’s college psychology 101, but I wouldn’t expect idiotic conservatives to understand that. Anyway, Rush Limbaugh is a homophobe for denying he has a gay lover.
The public good demands that our social discourse is entrusted only to those professionals who know how to be moderate and objective in their criticism. We cannot have bigots running around spewing unfounded charges at their political opponents just to score cheap points with impressionable people. There should only be one side to every story, as long as the other side consists of sheer hate.
The bottom line is that the right-wing bastards don’t know when to shut up. And for that reason, they should all be silenced.
The above is satire. It is a fictionalized account intended to elucidate certain ideas and principles by taking them to absurd lengths. It is not intended to be taken literally.
Kyle Becker blogs at RogueGovernment, and can be followed on Twitter as @RogueOperator1. He writes freelance for several publications, including American Thinker and BeatObamaPac, and is a regular commentator on the late night talk show TB-TV.