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Customer’s Amazon Order Contains a BONUS: 65 Pounds of Marijuana

Despite the leftist politics of its Trump hating CEO Jeff Bezos, Amazon is still a great choice when you need…

7 years ago

Nine-Year-Old Child Crushed After 325-Pound Adult Sits on Her as Punishment

In another one of those stories that show that truth is stranger than fiction, a Florida woman has been arrested…

7 years ago

Kids Need to Beware of Creepy Crawlers When Trying on Halloween Costumes in Stores

With Halloween rapidly approaching, a cautionary warning about trying on costumes in retail stores has been made about the possibility…

7 years ago

Michigan Duo Busted for Pimping Out Disabled Woman They Kept in Shed

Never underestimate the ability of really disgusting human beings to exploit the weakness of others in order to get over…

7 years ago

The Juice Reportedly Seeks Bunny Ranch Romp with Hooker Resembling Murdered Ex-Wife

Now that the “Juice” is finally loose, he is looking to score some real action how that he no longer…

7 years ago

New York Police Operation Ends Side Career of Mickey D’s Night Manager

New York narcotics officers successfully completed “Operation Off the Menu” when they made the pinch on a McDonald’s night manager…

7 years ago

Man Gets Knuckle Sandwich After Bursting in On Masturbating Wife

A Florida man received a shot to the kisser after barging into his wife’s room after hearing her moaning in…

7 years ago

Oklahoma Lesbian Couple Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating and Torturing Child

A same-sex female couple from Muskogee, Oklahoma who were arrested last year after viciously and systematically beating and torturing a…

7 years ago

Red Lobster Customer Makes Bomb Joke to Hostess, Guess WHAT She Brings Him

It’s inconceivable that someone could be so stupid as to go into a crowded restaurant and make a joke about…

7 years ago

All Trick, No Treat: Man Arrested After Urinating on $600 Worth of Halloween Candy

The criminal mind is a strange thing and those with inclinations to run on the wrong side of the law…

7 years ago

Sex Offender Returns to Form ONE Day After Being Released from Prison

In the ever-expanding annals of really stupid criminals, a place needs to be carved out for a California offender who…

7 years ago

Nutty Professor to Allow Snowflake Students to Pick Their Own Grades

The latest signal that the liberal occupation of the nation’s college campuses has charted a course destined for “Idiocracy”, a…

7 years ago

Is Classic Rock Band Journey Headed for a Trump Divorce?

The next big thing for lawyers in America is what are being referred to as “Trump divorces” where once passionate…

7 years ago

Charming Ohio Couple Arrested Over Gruesome Contents of Freezer

In a bizarre tale out of Youngstown, Ohio, a man and his significant other have been arrested on the charge…

7 years ago

Company to Offer New York Women a Chance to Give $150 Vibrator a Free Test Drive

The same British company that last year sponsored a promotion for New York City men to relieve stress by offering…

7 years ago