satire

Bigoted, Racist, No-Good, Evil Conservatives and the Leftists Who Need Them

All those who dabble in the dark arts of conservatism are called bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes or just plain evil in…

12 years ago

The Real 2016

The People's Commissariat of the Associated Press. Obamuary 13, 2016. General Secretary of the U.S.S.A. Comrade Obama announced a $2…

12 years ago

Muppets Denounce Occupy Sesame Street

Ahead of the Democrat-organized million Muppet march, dissident voices in the puppet collective are speaking out against what they call…

12 years ago

White House Dog, Bo: “I’m Voting for Romney/Ryan,” An Exclusive Interview with the First Dog

“Look, I know, I know…I’m a dog, and I’m supposed to be ‘loyal’ and all that…I get that all the…

12 years ago

Klobuchar Eager to Return to Washington to Advance Teen Sci-Fi Romance Debate

“My main motivation this election cycle is winning the hearts of Minnesota voters so that I may return to the…

12 years ago

Why I Love Barack Obama

I've received complaints about being too hard on President Obama, since he is an exceptionally nice guy, likable, kind-hearted, and…

12 years ago

Workers of the World, Let’s Exploit the Rich!

Blaine Dabbley, Emerson College branch of the Private College Socialists of America, as recorded in the 31st Internationale's weekly minutes.…

12 years ago

President Obama Endorses Mitt Romney

In a move sure to shock the country, President Obama has endorsed Mitt Romney. At an impromptu press conference held…

12 years ago

You Didn’t Write That!

After reflecting the other day on an especially magnificent post that I had just completed, just as my pride was…

12 years ago

Congratulations! You’ve Just Been Annexed.

The Obama administration has been thinking out of the Constitutional box as of late. The State Department has masterminded a…

12 years ago

Occupy Movement Shouts “May Day!”

Field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement’s twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film Studies…

12 years ago

President Obama’s State of the Planet Address

In honor of Earth Day scheduled for April 22, 2012, President Obama delivered a speech before the 12th meeting of…

12 years ago

Obama’s Third Bill of Rights

President Barack Obama, Chairing the 33rd Progressive Internationale held at the “United Nations,” delivered a speech in which he declared…

12 years ago

Welcome Back, Carter: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration

Shuffling into the office at the Institute for Anthropological Research, the smell of musty, acrid yellow-paged tomes filled my nostrils.…

12 years ago

Demz in Da Hood

The entire Democratic House minority has adopted a "wear your hoodie to work" day in solidarity with Congressman Bobbi Rush,…

12 years ago