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Bigoted, Racist, No-Good, Evil Conservatives and the Leftists Who Need Them
All those who dabble in the dark arts of conservatism are called bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes or just plain evil in…
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The Real 2016
The People’s Commissariat of the Associated Press. Obamuary 13, 2016. General Secretary of the U.S.S.A. Comrade Obama announced a $2…
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Muppets Denounce Occupy Sesame Street
Ahead of the Democrat-organized million Muppet march, dissident voices in the puppet collective are speaking out against what they call…
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White House Dog, Bo: “I’m Voting for Romney/Ryan,” An Exclusive Interview with the First Dog
“Look, I know, I know…I’m a dog, and I’m supposed to be ‘loyal’ and all that…I get that all the…
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Klobuchar Eager to Return to Washington to Advance Teen Sci-Fi Romance Debate
“My main motivation this election cycle is winning the hearts of Minnesota voters so that I may return to the…
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Why I Love Barack Obama
I’ve received complaints about being too hard on President Obama, since he is an exceptionally nice guy, likable, kind-hearted, and…
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President Obama Endorses Mitt Romney
In a move sure to shock the country, President Obama has endorsed Mitt Romney. At an impromptu press conference held…
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You Didn’t Write That!
After reflecting the other day on an especially magnificent post that I had just completed, just as my pride was…
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Congratulations! You’ve Just Been Annexed.
The Obama administration has been thinking out of the Constitutional box as of late. The State Department has masterminded a…
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Occupy Movement Shouts “May Day!”
Field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement’s twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film Studies…
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President Obama’s State of the Planet Address
In honor of Earth Day scheduled for April 22, 2012, President Obama delivered a speech before the 12th meeting of…
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Obama’s Third Bill of Rights
President Barack Obama, Chairing the 33rd Progressive Internationale held at the “United Nations,” delivered a speech in which he declared…
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Welcome Back, Carter: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Shuffling into the office at the Institute for Anthropological Research, the smell of musty, acrid yellow-paged tomes filled my nostrils.…
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Demz in Da Hood
The entire Democratic House minority has adopted a “wear your hoodie to work” day in solidarity with Congressman Bobbi Rush,…
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