Wolf took the opportunity of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s recent retirement to attack pro-life Americans and praise abortion.
“Although it’s great for his wrinkly head,” Wolf said of Kennedy, “it could be catastrophic for reproductive rights,” she added, “It’s so ironic that Trump could be the guy who ends legal abortion.”
“That dude has been responsible for more abortions than the invention of back alleys,” said Wolf.
Wolf suggested that access to abortion is an opportunity. “Look, access to abortion is good and important,” she continued. “Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening.”
Wolf went as far as to say that pro-life is a propaganda term that isn’t really comparing it to ice cream and handsome testicles. Yep, you heard that right handsome testicle.
“Pro-life is a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles.”
Wolf completed the show with a real salute to abortion with balloons and confetti. God bless abortions said wolf:
“Women, don’t forget: you have the power to give life!” she concluded. “And men will try to control that. Don’t let them! God bless abortions and god bless America!”
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