One hears that Barack Obama will soon no longer be the ruler of the United States, and that an unprepared, unproven upstart named Donald Trump will take his place. One also hears that Obama has promised the frightened citizens of America (oddly enough, the frightened citizens of America are the same people who voted for Donald Trump in a landslide to be their president over Obama’s hand-picked choice of Hillary Clinton, so I’m not sure who the idiot Obama thinks he’s trying to protect the American population against) that he will “be there every step of the way” (what Obama means by this promise is that he will live in Washington, DC and hold news conferences hourly or daily, as needed) to alert the “frightened” population to the dangers of Trump and to counter any and all changes Donald Trump tries to make to Obama’s Socialist States of America as the evil Trump administration tries to undo Obama’s legacy of crap.
So here’s my opinion of Obama’s promise:
Soon Barack with a capital “O”,
From the White House he will thankfully go,
He said that with us he will stay,
Every step of the way,
But all I can tell him is “NO”.
Have nice life Obama, and please stay out of mine.