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Obama’s Gun Control Executive Orders, Plain English Version

I translated the Obama Executive Orders into “peasant language”. The Obama version is listed, with the truth following:

Il Duce Obama
1. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.
Insure that every agency has every bit of information on everyone in the nation so nothing slips through our fingers, er through the cracks. “Sieg Heil!!!”.

2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.
If we have inadvertently left in a provision that allows the states any hope of nullifying any action we will ensure the courts side with us until we get it repaired. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”.

3. Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system.
Try bribery first and that doesn’t work we can go to threats. These “motivational aids” will encourage cooperation from governors and legislators of both political parties. Ve have vays of making you talk, Sieg Heil!!!”

4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks.
Categories MUST include, from most important to least important; Military veterans with priority on Special Ops training and combat experience; people of Christian and Jewish faiths; people who own guns; people who know how to shoot someone else’s guns; people who have read and understand The Constitution of the United States of America; people who expect elected officials to uphold their oath of office; people who discuss liberty, personal responsibility, and self-determination; conservative people who have the temerity to criticize any politician that violates his/her oath of office.

Categories that MUST NOT appear on the prohibited list; Muslim terrorists, Mexican drug cartel members; street gang members; union members, politicians, Hollywood types. “Sieg Heil!!!”

5. Propose rulemaking to give law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun.
Make them jump through enough hoops they will be guaranteed to fail. Give local law enforcement and our imbedded Gestapo agents enough leeway, rather demand law enforcement, deny anyone not “acceptable” the right to have their firearm returned to them. “Let me see your papers!!! Sieg Heil”

6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.
Dictate to dealers exactly how they will circumvent the Constitution to do the bidding of the ruling class. Threaten to investigate and impose enough fines on fake violations to put out of business any who do not willingly comply. Make every gun dealer an agent of the Reich, “Sieg Heil!!”

7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.
Register every gun so we can confiscate them more easily. We will know where every gun is and who owns it. In the mean time, insure that any gun in the hands of a civilian is either inoperable or locked up beyond reach. “Sieg Heil!!!”

8. Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes (Consumer Product Safety Commission).
Make firearms useless for anyone to protect themselves. If nothing else, cause the price to rise so far so fast most won’t be able to afford one. “Sieg Heil!!!”

9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations.
Well, except for the Fast & Furious type programs that we use to filter guns to Mexican Drug cartel members. We don’t want anyone but the ruling class passing out firearms to those we “deem” acceptable to have them; ie, Mexican drug cartels, street gangs, and Muslim terrorists. DO NOT report any guns that might be traced back to previously listed “acceptable” groups. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.
Get someone started on that fake study showing irresponsible gun owners who lost or had their gun stolen and blame them for crime. Give information to local Gestapo headquarters in order for them to carry out our confiscation program. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

11. Nominate an ATF director.
Eric Holder is busy covering up Fast & Furious and Hillary is quitting so she can run in 2016. I need a brainless lackey who will carry out George Soros’ every order without question. Hmmm, I know, John Dean. “Sieg Heil!!!”

12. Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations.
They already do this but we can slip in our indoctrination while hiding it behind “feel good” propaganda. Teach them how to take out those who demand we follow The Constitution of the United States of America (hahahahaha). ”Sieg Heil!!!”

13. Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime.
Put Gestapo agents in the field to insure local law enforcement carry out our orders. It worked great in occupied Europe under Hitler it will work just as well for us here in America. Insure that “protected groups”, ie Mexican drug cartel members, street gang members, and Muslim terrorists are not prosecuted or deterred from their tasks of murder, robbery, rape, kidnapping, etc. Be sure to only target law abiding citizens who might defend against our “helpers” or fight for their freedom from our dictatorship. “Sieg Heil!!!”

14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.
Drag out the last phony study, add the latest fake figures and release the results we desire. Do Not under any circumstances let the truth leak out. “Sieg Heil!!!”

15. Direct the Attorney General to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.
Get that bullet imprint bill and dust it off, time to release it again. We can stall until we can get all the guns registered and confiscated. If nothing else we can price ammunition out of the range of most Americans. Again, bribe or threaten those unwilling to comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.
Alright, which one of you idiots left that in there? Spin it to say that isn’t really there. Stick to the message. Tell doctors we pay them and demand they do as we say. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.
Don’t bother to bribe this bunch. We will own them in a few months anyway. Just issue the notification of threat should they not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.
More control of the Hitler Youth, er school children is necessary. Under no circumstances can we allow this to be done by local or state school officials. Get our Gestapo agents in every school. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education.
Control, it is all dependant on our control of everyone and every public meeting place. We must have churches and civic organizations under our thumbs if not there already. “Sieg Heil!!!”

20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.
Tell them what they will do, we pay them and I am in charge now. There will be no more decisions coming from doctors, my minions will make those decisions. Anyone espousing freedom, liberty, self-determination, or the Constitution of the United States of America MUST be declared mentally unstable, a danger to society, and an enemy of the state. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.
Get the control tight enough that no one can escape our tentacles, er we don’t leave anyone out. Make sure previously listed mental health issues are covered again, and covered thoroughly. Leave no cracks that they can slip though to find liberty. “Sieg Heil!!!”

22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.
Make sure we get ANY possible conservative thought declared a mental disorder. For that matter, any independent thought, anything not prescribed by the ruling class will be a mental disorder. Bribe or threaten any who do not willingly comply. “Sieg Heil!!!”

23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health
Get the two most evil people I can find to conspire to insure anyone who isn’t a mind-numbed robot can be declared mentally incompetent and a danger to society, and an enemy of the state. There will be no independent thinking in my kingdom. “Sieg Heil!!!”.Read more:

Bob Russell
Claremore, Oklahoma
January 17, 2013

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Bob Russell

Graduated from Classen High School in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in May, 1968. Enlisted in the U S Army on December 11, 1968, serving 3 years in the 7th Special Forces Group as a Heavy Weapons Expert, attaining the rank of Sgt. E 5. upon separation went to work at Southwestern Bell Telephone on January 17, 1972 and retired on August 31, 2003. Also spent 1 year on active reserve as a member of the 14th Special Forces Group. attaining the rank of Staff Sgt. E6. started and operated a business installing wiring for telephone, data, and video surveillance systems from October 2003 until December 2011. Suffered a debilitating stroke on August 19, 2014. Now recovering and doing volunteer work at the Claremore, Oklahoma Veterans Center. Attends church in Claremore at CedarPoint and LifeChanger churches. Married to wife Marsha since August 2, 1989 with 4 daughters and a deceased son, 12 grandchildren and 3 great grandchildren.

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  1. Your interpertations are interesting, not in how they reflect on Obama, but how they reflect on you. Someone says, “XYZ” and you hear “Sieg Heil!!! OMG end of the world we are all going to die!” doesn’t reflect much on that person but it says lot about you and your heart. Do yourself a favor, step away from politics, turn off the TV, take some valium, watch the sun rise.

    1. I don’t get it, Roger. Where is Bob wrong? I’ve read the constitution and I see violation after violation in Barrie’s Executive orders. Aim your comments at argumenitive facts! Establish to us why Bob Russell’s interpretation is completely off base! Establish to us how his evaluation reflects badly on his Constitutional indignation instead of macking this American Caesar for what he is! Come on, Emo! Appeal to my mind and my sensibility instead of my emotions!!! You can’t because you are just another Stink-king Sheep! Feel emotions about THAT!

  2. Alarms & warnings come in many forms. They are most ‘anything’ our of the ordinary that get our attention. In this case, it’s words from someone that cares enough for his country & fellow countrymen to alert us that something very bad/harmful is likely to be around the corner & we need to really pay attention & be ready….The “Seig Heil” doesn’t say a thing about the end of the worl or dying (those are your words, Roger) It says that the author has either seen family members that were cauht up in the seize of power in Germany or that he has read extensively of it & sees the simiarity. The book “Mein Komph” comes to mind. “most” of us have learned that the words thatcome from Obama are either lies or open for interpertation.
    …This is how Bob heard it & is rather similar to the message I got. The more departments, people he designates to gleen personnel information the quicker he knows where to ‘hit’ next in his bid to rule….which means erase any pretense of a 2nd Amendment….BO will know exactly where to go to begin “try” confiscation. Man is he in for a surprize!!

    We got into this mess because we stepped back & enjoyed too many sun rises.

  3. Ensure*

    It’s people like you that make the argument against guns so easy. Please, if you’re going to “translate” what you perceive to be legalese (it really isn’t) into English, you should be sure you know how to speak English first.

  4. It is amazing to me how critics always focus on my writing style, spelling, context, or any other faux complaint rather than attempt to refute facts. Straw whines don’t cut it boys.

    1. Another G.D. Emo! The problem is that you DON’t offer a good argument against gun rights. How can you? Rights are RIGHTS – not a matter of permission! Go ahead. Try it. Tell me why I don’t have the right to defend myself and my neighbors and my COUNTRY against your Jackboot-Dictator-in-the-Making! While you are at it argue against my right to breathe air! I’ve said this before; if you do not support or agree with the 2nd Amendment or any particular Amendments or Articles then you do not support ANY of the Constitution! So STOP being a hypocrite and voluntarily STOP using any of the Constitutional rights you enjoy in this country! Start with the first Amendment and SHUT UP!

      But none of this will sink in to you. The problem with people who are emotionally directed reactionaries is that they get swept up in the sensationalism and then feeeeeeel they have to do something – even when they have no idea what is prudent, correct, or even considerate to do. “Oh! Gawd this is horrible! We godda DOOOoooo sump-thiiiiin!” Then you do something – like vote for an Egotistical Narcissist who believes he can just bully this Nation into his own personal kingdom! You want sensationalism? There it is! And when the Utopia you believe is coming doesn’t come what Constitution are you going to stand on to change it back? Oh you will still have rights; the right to speak freely, the right to a speedy trial, the right to a jury of your peers, the right to your privacy, the right to pursue happiness the right to be the best that you can be! But the STATE will DENY you those rights and if you look at them cross-eyed they may deny you your right to Breathe.

      But you Toris just stick to your happy little Emo life!

      1. Sorry Bob. This post was meant for Null and Roger. Actually it was a generous “obvious” mistake so the poor little Emos could feel welcome with something insignificant to pounce on rather than address meaningful discussion. I love your article!

        1. I understood your point fine. The problem is that those who are so critical of my writing “style” don’t bother to dig into the substance because they don’t want to see what is happening. By the time they figure it out it will be too late for them to protect themselves much less anyone else. I get the straw criticism a lot so it doesn’t bother me. I actually had one several months ago tell me I sound like a “farm boy”. In most aspects I am although I didn’t grow up on a farm. I am a patrioit tht believes in presonal responsibility and limited government like our founders. I don’t understand how that is so bad but then I have the ability to think rationally rather than emotionally. Thanks for your support. America needs more like you. God Bless You and God Bless America.

  5. Great interpretation Bob. I wish it was actually funny but this is so serious that it cannot be anything other than frightening. I know the odds are getting higher everyday that I am going to have to stand on a battlefield and die…

    I’m still reeling over the Video of the “Sandy Hook Deception”. How are the American people going to feel if they find out that this “Massacre” never actually happened or at the very least was enhanced by FEMA or worst of all did happen at the hands of covert Government action. And all for the objective of disarming the American People.
    If I were ObAma I’d be scrambling to lock down all the guns and shackle the American “We the People” as fast as I could before the truth of all the crap that has been going on came out!

    There are dots here that connect up very easily to make a very stinky picture. One of the biggest and yet so obscure as to pass notice was demonstrated in the Campaign Debates. In the first debate ObAma was lackluster and seemingly a push over. The media declared Romney the winner. In the third debate ObAma was exactly the opposite – aggressive on an emotional level – and even tho he lied between his teeth no one seemed to be able to make that a point against him. It wasn’t about fact; it was about aggressions (to stir emotion). Do any of you think that was coincidental? All of the debated were calculated to be exactly what we saw – that comeback kid sensationalism.

    But that isn’t my point. My point is that he is the master of miss-direction. How much did we hear about Gun control in his first term? Think that was just an oversight on his part?
    Why it even seems that I heard that he was at the least indifferent about gun control – which I found very much out of character! Even when the Aurora CO shooting took place there wasn’t really any overt response from Barrie. Not until he had a second term in the bag and just before Christmas (worst possible time of the worst possible event!) did this incredibly horrible event take place. Not against a few children but against 20! Suddenly ObAma is the champion of gun control. Biden is the pit bull of the Prez and Finestien is almost quivering with Emo-ism! Coincidence?! Really?! He hasn’t even been sworn in yet and he is the General Sherman of anti-gun shamanism!

    Do us all a favor folks. I don’t know what the questions and discrepancies in the Sandy Hook mystery mean but something just isn’t right. I lived just a few miles from Columbine when that happened and I can tell you Sandy Hook does not seem to have the same ambiance about it! Do us a favor and write your Congressman and demand that they investigate this!

    I’m probably on top of the mentally ill list because I also wrote the President and demanded answers!

    In August of 1939 the Nazis attacked their own Radio Station near the Polish Border. The German Emos were outraged and the next month the German army invaded Poland! Don’t tell me that some people don’t learn from history!

  6. I am just as displeased about the thought of having my second amendment rights tampered with as most other Americans are, but this entire article is triple dipped in crazy.

    1. Typical, can’t refute the subject attack the writer. It’s okay, I am used to such tactics and they neither bother nor deter me.

  7. How is it that the byline on this (& other) articles shows that this is an OPINION piece, Some seem to use so much effort going into disparaging the style, verbage & irrevalant points …rather…than offering a solid opinion on the subject? Are these commenters unable or insecure in their own, that the messenger is more important than the message?? Curious, don’t you think…

  8. This Bob Russell guy sounds like a Nazi. Be careful, he probably wants to kill the 2nd Amendment and take over the country. I hope the FBI has him on their radar.

    1. This is pathetic. Once again, can’t argue substance so attack the messenger. David, this crap doesn’t work any more, why do you liberals keep it up? Oh, yeah, it’s all you have because you can’t deal in facts. Anyone who believes in liberty and the Constitution is on the radar of FBI and a lot of other unconstitutional alphabet agencies.

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