Politically Incorrect Limericks

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  • If fine things you’re rare’n to see em,
    Your nights in a terrace museum,
    It seems beneficial,
    to be an official,
    on Biden’s new Paris per diem.

  • When Ted and Diane let er rip,
    He severed her points at the hip,
    Cuz her mirror sees Einstein,
    But clearly Ms. Feinstein,
    Is ‘several shells short of a clip’.

  • Now that Francis is Vatican’s ‘One’,
    Has chance for romancin begun,
    For Fathers to wed,
    Or will Pontiff instead,
    Say chance of romancin is Nun.

  • Mr. Bloomberg is feeling dismay over,
    The chance of a citizen’s say over,
    His weight and his drinks,
    But the Mayor..me thinks,
    Can plant one while we’re bendin way over.

  • His peers were bemoaning the mention,
    When hearing his tone of dissension,
    But while Paul got em furious,
    What’s all got us curious,
    Is serious drone of contention.

  • While our debt just continues to fester,
    We stress on the toll of sequester,
    Cuz we’re weak and we’re pander’en,
    will be speakin the Mandarin,
    At behest of ‘controlling investor’.

  • Did ‘The Mouth’ have distorted idea,
    He’d sound like ‘the Lord of Judea’,
    Cuz ‘Pistons were missin’,
    When Dennis was kissin,
    The ‘South End of Northern Korea’.

  • Mr. Hagle has quickly exhibited,
    He’s tired of the hick who’s inhibited,
    From telling our nemesis,
    Shelling our premesis,
    That firearms are strictly prohibited.

  • They whine of the costly expense,
    From climb in the cost of defense,
    but idle the speakers,
    On entitlement seekers,
    A climbin across’a da fence.