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Politically Incorrect Limericks

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  1. If fine things you’re rare’n to see em,
    Your nights in a terrace museum,
    It seems beneficial,
    to be an official,
    on Biden’s new Paris per diem.

  2. When Ted and Diane let er rip,
    He severed her points at the hip,
    Cuz her mirror sees Einstein,
    But clearly Ms. Feinstein,
    Is ‘several shells short of a clip’.

  3. Now that Francis is Vatican’s ‘One’,
    Has chance for romancin begun,
    For Fathers to wed,
    Or will Pontiff instead,
    Say chance of romancin is Nun.

  4. Mr. Bloomberg is feeling dismay over,
    The chance of a citizen’s say over,
    His weight and his drinks,
    But the Mayor..me thinks,
    Can plant one while we’re bendin way over.

  5. His peers were bemoaning the mention,
    When hearing his tone of dissension,
    But while Paul got em furious,
    What’s all got us curious,
    Is serious drone of contention.

  6. While our debt just continues to fester,
    We stress on the toll of sequester,
    Cuz we’re weak and we’re pander’en,
    will be speakin the Mandarin,
    At behest of ‘controlling investor’.

  7. Did ‘The Mouth’ have distorted idea,
    He’d sound like ‘the Lord of Judea’,
    Cuz ‘Pistons were missin’,
    When Dennis was kissin,
    The ‘South End of Northern Korea’.

  8. Mr. Hagle has quickly exhibited,
    He’s tired of the hick who’s inhibited,
    From telling our nemesis,
    Shelling our premesis,
    That firearms are strictly prohibited.

  9. They whine of the costly expense,
    From climb in the cost of defense,
    but idle the speakers,
    On entitlement seekers,
    A climbin across’a da fence.