The NFL

It’s Never Too Early to Start Scheming Your Fantasy Football Draft

With just over a month to go until the opening of NFL training camps it’s time to start thinking about…

7 years ago

NFL End Zones Now Sponsored by Jackass

Sophistication functionaries all across the nation are in a tizzy. President Trump’s budget calls for the elimination of the National…

7 years ago

Cleveland Browns Top Draft Pick is Already Injured

The Cleveland Browns just can’t catch a break. The long-suffering NFL franchise seemed to finally be working to right the…

7 years ago

Leftist Sportswriter Suggests Kaepernick Should File Collusion Suit Against NFL

When the Seattle Seahawks signed the awful Austin Davis to serve as their backup quarterback, the Colin Kaepernick fanboys in…

7 years ago

ESPN Bringing Back Hank Williams Jr. for Monday Night Football

Beloved country music icon Hank Williams Jr. is returning to Monday Night Football after spending six years in exile. Williams…

7 years ago

Could Brock Osweiler Be The Savior Of the Cleveland Browns?

The NFL’s Cleveland Browns have nowhere to go but up. Following a monstrously putrid 2016 season during which the Browns…

7 years ago

Sorry Dude: Seahawks Pass on Signing Colin Kaepernick

At this point it may be wise for Colin Kaepernick to start thinking about a career change. The Seattle Seahawks…

7 years ago

NFL Owner Admits Fear of Angering Fans a Factor in Not Signing Kaepernick

You can expect to hear the liberals at ESPN wailing in outrage as an NFL owner has admitted that his…

7 years ago

Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Gives Pricey New Toys to His Offensive Line

NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers made sure to reward the guys who are tasked with keeping him in one piece. The…

7 years ago

Smithsonian Institution to Enshrine Controversial Kaepernick

Former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick may still be jobless but he will soon be enshrined at the Smithsonian Institution.…

7 years ago

Tom Brady Makes Cover of Madden NFL 18 Video Game

Five-time Super Bowl winner and future NFL Hall of Famer Tom Brady will adorn the cover of the enormously popular…

7 years ago

Aaron Hernandez Murder Charge Vacated by Massachusetts Judge

Former pro football thug and convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez just got a piece of really good news although he wasn’t…

7 years ago

Liberal Media Angst Grows as Colin Kaepernick Remains Unsigned

It is now only a short period of time until NFL offseason workouts and training camps are set to ramp…

7 years ago

Cleveland Browns Won the NFL Draft by Not Blowing It

Hats off to the Cleveland Browns who took a big step towards rebuilding in last week’s NFL draft. The Browns…

7 years ago

Could ‘Mr. Irrelevant’ Solve Quarterback Woes for Denver Broncos?

The NFL’s Denver Broncos have run into dire straits when it comes to the quarterback spot. Left without a successor…

7 years ago