I’d give my left flipper to be the teleprompter operator on September 8th, in the year of our Pronoun-in-Chief, the…
Okay, so you’ve all heard Irene is heading straight at Mister O'Wonderful’s vacation hideout on Martha’s Vineyard. Now, assuming he…
Okay, so Obama just lost his Weiner. Big deal. It’s not like it was an isolated incident. In fact, several…
A day after telling reporters that he's "not going to talk about this anymore," Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) broke his…
Just when we thought we had seen it all on this gaffetastic European vacation we discover massive quantities of flora…
Barack Obama is coming to Ground Zero – which is appropriate given his well-earned moniker – Zero. It isn’t by…
Obama didn't release his birth certificate to shut down the birthers - he did it tothe entirety of…
Ladies and Gentlemen, we at the Conservative Daily News have uncovered an old transcription of Barack Obama getting psychoanalysis from…
Barack Hussein Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii on August 4th, 1961 at the Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological…
So one evening I was at work polishing my crystal balls when what do you know, Barack Hussein Obama enters…
Hey, Hey, LBJ. How Many Kids Did You Kill Today? The liberal anti-war movement of the Vietnam era intoned this…
At the high end we have BYU’s Jimmer Fredette, a 2011 Naismith Award Finalist vs. Kenny Boynton, the Florida Gators’…
I kid you not; Harry Reid’s childhood nickname was Pinky. Amazingly, truth is stranger than fiction – his kiddy friends…
Indonesia isn’t the only place on earth with an active volcano. There’s another one set to explode on November 2,…
Can you imagine the agony it must be to be named David Axelrod? Being named after a shaft is bad…