Polar Coug (twitter @PolarCoug)

Like a Fridge over Maxine Waters

When you're over-taxed Feeling broke When libs are in your face I will make them croak I'm your Axelrod When…

12 years ago

You’ll be my ACORN, Libs of Squirrel

  Look, look, look, there's a squirrel Look, look, there's a squirrel Look, look, there's a squirrel Look, look, there's…

12 years ago

Man of La Muncha

To eat a delicious dog hound To chew without making a sound To burp when the dog goes down greasy…

12 years ago

Took away Her White Man’s Life, Savory Crabs and her Butter Knife

They took 1/32nd of the Harvard Nation And put Warren on their reservation Took away her white man's life Savory…

12 years ago

Mitt will win and then we’ll Barry you

Oh Barry boy, the votes, the votes are calling From dead to dead and down Chicago's way The summer's gone…

12 years ago

He gave her Vacations and Some Buns of Steel. . . She was proud of Her Time on The Hill

Folks, here´s a story about Michelle the Moocher She was a Chicago red hoochie-koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail…

12 years ago

When the Tingle’s Gone and You Can’t go on, It’s Tragedy

  Here I lie in a lost and lonely D.C. town Biden time In a world of polls I slowly…

12 years ago

He’s a Dog Eater

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ Sung to the tune of "She's a Man Eater" by Hall & Oates He'll…

12 years ago

Plouffe the Campaign Dragon

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land…

12 years ago

Fighting the Leftists’ Secret Combination

The late Ezra Taft Benson, Secretary of Agriculture during the Eisenhower Administration, spoke out frequently on the subject of a…

12 years ago

Night at The Barrys

“Am I at Sears— in the Craftsman Department? There sure seem to be a lot of liberal tools here today.…

12 years ago

Frankly Barney, You Won’t Be Missed

When I learned Cong. Barney Frank (D–Libertine) was retiring after 30 years in the House, my first thought was don’t…

12 years ago

Green Libs and Rahm

I am Bam. I am Bam. Bam I am. That Bam-I-am! That Bam-I-am! I do not like that Bam-I-am! Do…

13 years ago

Never trust a Vegetable: Not even Joe Biden

So, there’s good old Joe Biden, swimming in a sea of Testosterone, shouting to the world that the Republicans’ opposition…

13 years ago

Obama is full of Schmidt

Obama. The very word tends to remind the sane among us of a dirty word – that which we would…

13 years ago