Satire: Biden Commits to Total Racial Equality by His Third Term

This entire post is satire and is not intended to relay actual events.

The Palestinian Wasp reports that Joe Biden is planning to make a major announcement on race equality to a joint session of Congress in the upcoming weeks, The Wasp has obtained a draft copy which reads very similar to John F. Kennedy’s speech about going to the moon:  ” if we are to win the battle that is now going on around the world between freedom and tyranny, the dramatic achievements in race relations which occurred in recent weeks should have made clear to all of us, as did Sputnik in 1957, the impact of this adventure on the minds of men everywhere… Now it is time to take longer strides—time for this nation to take a clearly leading role in race relations, which in many ways may hold the key to our future on Earth. …we have never made the national decisions or marshaled the national resources required for such leadership. We have never specified long-range goals on an urgent time schedule… race relations is open to us now; and our eagerness to share its meaning is not governed by the efforts of others. We go into this  because whatever mankind must undertake, free men must fully share… I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving total racial equity by the end of my third term. No single race project…will be more exciting, or more impressive to mankind, or more important…and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish…” -President Joe Biden, 2022

Just last week schools across America implemented BLM Week Of Action calling for the disruption of Western Nuclear Family, a key element of Biden’s goal of racial equity. 

All this All comes just days after the White House, Democrats, MSM & Big Tech celebrated RoeVsWade, which led to Black Genocide: millions of preborns are being killed,  mostly those of color.  It also led to the extinction of the African American nuclear family: in 1965 25% of African-American kids were raised fatherless.  Today it is up to 75% & soon will join the Sea Turtles in the endangered species list. 

To obtain total racial equity, the Biden signed an Executive order to paint the White House black, known to be known hereafter as the Black House.  Biden also signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU)  with Planned Parenthood to increase the total number of White preborns killed, until a White Genocide is reached, where white preborns killed are comparable to those of color  Biden has ordered Health & Human Services to draft a plan for the  extinction of the non-Black Nuclear Family by giving white mothers a $50, 000 bonus if they divorce after their third child.

According to Dr. Michael Kaliszewski  “It is estimated that there are 5.6 million Native Americans (classified as American Indian and Alaska Native alone or in combination with one or more other races) living in the United States, comprising 1.7% of the total population.1 While Native Americans account for only a small part of the U.S. population, these people experience much higher rates of substance abuse compared to other racial and ethnic groups.”  Some of the factors that contribute to the increased risk of addiction among Native Americans include:1-2 Historical trauma &Violence (including high levels of gang violence, domestic violence, and sexual assault).

Biden has ordered HHS to work with historians and the media to rewrite history showing all races have been oppressed since Adam and eve. Also,  Native American teens will be required to take a one-year survival course in Chicago, Los Angeles or New York.  The key element is that HHS will partner with Hunter Biden to  supply alcohol and drugs to white  students until the drug use is similar across all ethnic backgrounds

This week, the  Biden Admin announced funds for a turn-key distribution network managed by Hunter Biden to hand out crack pipes to crackheds in order to “advance racial equity.” According to Times News “The application window for the $30 million “harm reduction” program grant closed Monday. The three-year grant program was funded through President Joe Biden’s American Rescue Plan, the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill pushed through by Democrats in March of last year. It specifically outlines syringes and “safe smoking kits/supplies” as an approved use of federal funds”

According to Biden “it looks like a jungle out there ,” referring to the NFL and echoing the words he used when he argued for passage of the Biden Crime Bill. Initial proposals include:  Require all black players to go vegan, to have black players play with their hands tied behind their back and ban white players to play quarterback.  Biden just signed a MOU with the NFL to achieve racial parity: while Blacks make up only 24% of the US  population close to 60% are represented in the NFL, this is totally unacceptable,” he said.

A similar agreement is being worked out with the NBA.  If you thought the NFL was racist, you should see the NBA.  According to racial equality activist Richard Lapchick, the NBA in 2020 was composed of 74.2 percent black players, 16.9 percent white players, 2.2 percent Latino players of any race, and 0.4 percent Asian players. There were 6.3 percent of the players classified as “other” races.  Since white men can not jump, The Biden Administration is proposing to lower the hoops to a maximum height of 5 feet. and not allow players over 6 feet tall.  Other ideas are in the process.

With these actions, President Biden repeated:   I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving total racial equity by the end of my third term. No single race project…will be more exciting, or more impressive to mankind, or more important…and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish…”