Brian Drake

Reinventing the Founders, or: A Response to Jill Lepore on July 4th, 2014

While sipping my tea this wonderful July 4th, I came across an article on Bill Moyers' site where the author…

10 years ago

Lessons Learned the Day I Refused to Vote

There is no worse feeling in the world than knowing your vote doesn't count. I'm a white male conservative who…

10 years ago

How the Left Learned to Love the Military; or: At Least the VA Scandal has Vanished

Honestly, friends, I really tried to give the President the benefit of the doubt when news of the Bergdhal prisoner…

10 years ago

You Can’t Keep a Good Chef Down

Here's a story of a man's dream, how he failed, and how he bounced back. A couple of years ago…

10 years ago

Donald Sterling and the Crime of Opinion

Donald Sterling is the owner of LA Clippers basketball team who, you may recall, was allegedly caught on tape talking…

10 years ago

Liberal Worry: A Good Thing for the Good Guys

Look, ma, the liberals are crying. Why are they crying, Timmy? Because America isn’t buying their crap anymore. We don’t…

10 years ago

Cows Cause Global Warming, but Obama Has a Plan

We learn today of a new effort by the Obama administration to further curb global warming, or climate change, whatever…

10 years ago

The Olympics Are Bush’s Fault, Too

Are you watching the Olympics? It's not doing too badly in the ratings; in fact, the ratings for the programming…

10 years ago

Jesus is All Right With Abortion

Recently a comedian named Sarah Silverman posted a video on the internet where she interviewed Jesus, or, really, a white…

10 years ago

Classic Christmas Movies Where Stuff Blows Up Real Good

Merry Christmas, friends! 'tis the season to enjoy family and friends and watch sentimental slop on TV like "It's Wonderful…

10 years ago

My Take on Phil Robertson, Or: Christians Need to WAKE UP!!

Everybody get out your guns and point them at me, because I'm about to say something scandalous. I have no…

10 years ago

Dreams Upon a Rocketship

Perhaps you can understand when I say that as I get closer to 40, I'm starting to think about years…

10 years ago

Don’t you Dare Talk Healthcare for the Holidays!

This is really a new low for President Box o'Rocks, and that's saying a lot. Not only is he corrupting…

10 years ago

There’s Always a Scrooge

So I was almost arrested last Saturday for causing a whole heap o' trouble. About 20 church friends and I…

10 years ago

The California GOP Has a Mexican!

Here in California the race for governor is already starting. So far, Tea Party candidate Tim Donnelly has announced his…

10 years ago