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Vice President Biden Announces New Shovel-Ready Project

Joe Biden flew to Oklahoma on Tuesday to announce a brand-new stimulus effort from the Obama administration. Previous “shovel-ready” attempts to stimulate the economy have produce no results and called into question how quickly the government can do much of anything. To prove that there are such things as shove-ready projects, Biden introduce Obama’s program to combat the startling new ...

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Having Fun With Michael Moore… On Twitter

Disclaimer:  In the interest of originality, this piece on Michael Moore will have no fat jokes.  Enjoy. This past weekend, Michael Moore made the mistake of asking this question: Well, anyone that remembers the Attack Watch thing should know that you ought to be careful what you ask for.  Scroll down this page and see what kind of responses the ...

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The Obama Photo Diaries, Part 1

  In addition to my impersonation of President Obama (found Here, There and Almost Everywhere) I have a habit of posting photos that I see as I read the news with captions that come to mind as I look at them. I hope you enjoy them.       I’m usually trying to make you laugh.   Unfortunately sometimes they ...

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Herman Cain In The News Again- A Skit

Open the scene at a national lame stream media newscast News Anchor:  “We have a report from the scene that Republican Candidate Herman Cain is attempting to swat a dangerous mosquito.  We will be going to our field reporter later in the news cast.  This is really big, a man swatting at a mosquito that could knock him out of ...

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Hank Williams, Jr. Apologizes For His Recent Comments

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock in recent weeks, you know that the ever-controversial country music star Hank Williams, Jr. has once again caused a commotion. While appearing on the Fox & Friends morning show, Bocephus was bantering with the Fox & Friends hosts and made an analogy about a golf game between President Obama and other members of ...

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Obama's Diary: He Ain't Too Proud To Beg

The President can’t seem to get his Job’s Bill passed because of those darned Republicans Democrats that keep blocking it, so now he’s reduced to begging for even a “crumb” of it to be passed.  But you know what?  He does it for his vanity you, America.  The man works this hard for you. [mp3player width=250 height=100 config=fmp_jw_widget_config.xml file=http://conservativedailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Pass-at-least-Part-Of-This-Bill-Pretty-Please-America.mp3] Pass ...

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When Cupcakes (or the women that bake them) Go Bad.

I read an article last night about a woman who threw cupcakes at her husband and was arrested and charged with domestic battery. Yes. Cupcake BATTERy. You can read about the couple from Chicago at this link: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/17/chicago-woman-charged-with-assault-after-pelting-husband-with-cupcakes/ Afterwards, tell me if you want to laugh. You know you do. But Cupcake Assault is no laughing matter, my friends. (as ...

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Twas the Night of Jay Carney

Twas the night before breakfast for Lardass Michelle, Whose figure was such it had all gone to Hell. The hips were a draggin’ all over the floor, While the waistline could never quite push through the door. The lobsters were hung by their claws in the kitchen, While back in the West Wing Michelle was a gritchin’. And Bo in ...

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Obama is full of Schmidt

Obama. The very word tends to remind the sane among us of a dirty word – that which we would rather not utter. For the scarce conservatives in the Hollywood set it is shades of Harry Potter and “he who shall not be named.” For the elitist snobs stuffing Grey Poupon-soaked finger foods up their haughty snouts it is reminiscent ...

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Christianity Split; Dogs and Rocks Caught in Cross-Fire

It is nearly impossible to expect even the best of friends to agree on everything. Actually, some of the most enlightening conversations are held when two people who respect each other disagree. While most conversations and many debates never create catastrophic collateral damage, the odd venue and humorous tone of the following debate may affect the afterlife for dogs.. and ...

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Lemonade Concessioneers to Unionize Due to ‘Big Mean Government’

Young lemonade stand owners across America have been the subject of government witch hunts for the last few months. Local governments have been shutting down stands owned by children trying to make a little extra summer cash to pay for pet food, toys and trips to amusement parks. The government crack-down has all but dashed those hopes. Now, the youthful concessioneers are ...

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