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Facing the Support Group: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
The creak of a door and the hallway light again spills onto my face. Curled up in a ball on…
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Ramblings of a Lunatic: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Alone. A lonely stream of white light shines barren through an iron-grilled window onto the cold tiled floor. Dust particles…
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Welcome to My Nightmare: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Awake. A halo of bright white light streams into my eyes. All is blurry as my pupils painfully dilate to…
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Opinion
The Republican Party Must Restore its Legacy of Expanding Freedom
The Republican Party must reclaim its mantle as the party that expands freedom. The GOP has a deep history of…
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President Obama Declares War on Eastasia
“We’ve always been at war with Eastasia,” President Obama stammered during his prime-time address, dashing away a bead of sweat…
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HUD’s “Detroit 2020” Initiative: Nationwide Housing Projects Slated
The Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Shawn Donovan has proposed a nationwide system of housing projects. The program…
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Democrats Propose “Fairness, Justice, and Racial Equality Tax”
The Democrat Party is seeking to strike another blow for racial and economic justice ahead of the crucial 2012 elections.…
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Michelle Obama and DHS Join Forces: “Snack Watch” Soon to Hit School Lunch Cafeterias
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Michelle Obama have joined forced to promote an aggressive new school nutrition campaign…
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Obama Unveils Campaign 2012 Slogan: “We’re Not Socialists”
The president’s bid for re-election kicked off in high style at a posh corporate fundraiser at the Ritz Carlton convention…
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President Obama Declares Right Not to Work Act
It was a bright, joyous, sunshiny day in the nation’s capital. The bluebirds were chirping melodically. The immaculately kempt White…
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The End of Climate Change?
The scientific community is buzzing with a question ripe with tremendous implications: Can climate change be ended? President Obama’s crack…
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