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Crusty the Dog Relives Becoming Obama’s Dinner
By Jean A. Seersucker, California-licensed extrasensory psychopathologist and state-certified medium, as first published in the Journal of Animal Seance. When…
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Exclusive Report: Occupy Movement’s ‘Black Bloc’ Anarchists Demand Government Handouts
Exclusive field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement’s twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film…
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The New Right Declares “War on Morons”
By Dr. Christopher Flappitydo, Director of the Institute for Diversity & Tolerance & Multiculturalism & Compassion & Inclusiveness, as originally…
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Refuting the Environmentalists: Industrial Society is a Boon to Mankind’s Life & Health
A lot of the climate of paranoia about industrial society is much ado about nothing. As John Stossel points out…
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President Obama’s State of the Planet Address
In honor of Earth Day scheduled for April 22, 2012, President Obama delivered a speech before the 12th meeting of…
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Obama’s Third Bill of Rights
President Barack Obama, Chairing the 33rd Progressive Internationale held at the “United Nations,” delivered a speech in which he declared…
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Welcome Back, Carter: A Post-Comatose Democrat Awakens to the Obama Administration
Shuffling into the office at the Institute for Anthropological Research, the smell of musty, acrid yellow-paged tomes filled my nostrils.…
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Failure of the Hive Mind: Manmade Climate Change Not Killing Off Bees
When the government-alarmist complex was at the height of its hubris blaming manmade climate change for everything under the sun,…
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The Divider-in Chief: Why Barack Obama’s Partisan Presidency Must Go
The president acts not only like he doesn’t like his job very much, but he doesn’t like this country very…
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Obama Hosting the Muslim Brotherhood Signals a Dangerous Shift in Foreign Affairs
As the Obama administration hosted delegates from the Muslim Brotherhood, the socialist-Islamist group that rose to political power following the…
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Return of the Living Dead: Environmentalism by Other Means
While the environmentalist hordes have been momentarily beaten back, a recent conference Planet Under Pressure 2012 shows the weakened movement…
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Demoralization in America: The Separation of Means & Ends
The country is in moral crisis. The great majority of citizens appear to be aware of the dire situation, even…
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Barack Obama Gets a Lesson in Humility
Upon assuming the office of the presidency with all the majesty of a newly crowned king, duly ordained by the…
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Obama Mouthpieces Biden & Clinton Blast Romney’s “Cold War” Rhetoric on Russia
Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden bent over backwards to rebut Mitt Romney’s disparaging remark that Russia is our nation’s “number…
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Thanking the President: A Racist Conservative Finally Confesses That Obama is Pure Awesomeness
Throughout Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency, racist conservatives (an oxymoron) have suffered through the leadership of a man who is nothing…
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