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Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

Home Cooking the Right Recipe as Houston Astros Advance to World Series

It turns out that all that the Houston Astros really needed as a bit of home cooking to overcome the New York Yankees and clinch a berth in the World Series. Things were looking bleak for the Astros after receiving a confidence-crushing beating in three straight games in the Bronx and watching a 2-0 lead flip into a 3-2 disadvantage, ...

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Customer’s Amazon Order Contains a BONUS: 65 Pounds of Marijuana

Despite the leftist politics of its Trump hating CEO Jeff Bezos, Amazon is still a great choice when you need something quick, cheap and don’t want to deal with the hassles of shopping at stores. In the case of an Orlando, FL customer, the order came with an unexpected bonus – 65 pounds of weed – that was inside the ...

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National Anthem Singer Kneels at NBA Game Because Black Lives Matter

Fearing that the National Basketball Association would suffer major ratings hit like the NFL, Commissioner Adam Silver announced that players would be required to stand during the playing of the Star-Spangled Banner last month. This couldn’t have gone over well in a league that is overwhelmingly comprised of black players and must have been particularly galling to multi-millionaire Trump hater ...

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Report: NFL Protest Debacle Postpones Roger Goodell’s Contract Extension

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell may yet end up paying for his failure to control the racial grievance mongers who have hijacked his league. It is being reported that the national anthem protests have placed Goodell’s contract extension on hold which is possibly a bad sign for a deal that would have been a slam dunk only a few months ago. ...

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Mad Hatter Frederica Wilson Plays the Race Card

Staying true to form whenever a black Democrat is the recipient of even the slightest bit of criticism, Representative Frederica Wilson has whipped out the race card. The flamboyant cowboy hat wearing Floridian may have gotten more than she bargained for when she tried to elevate her national profile by participating in a smear campaign against President Trump over a ...

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Hypocrisy Reigns as Obama Condemns the Politics of Division

It was an establishment two-for-one deal on Thursday as former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama both attacked the current occupant of the Oval Office, President Donald Trump. Bush’s attack on Trump erased every negative thing that the media ever said about him as the man who was the New Hitler before Trump received the label, basked in the ...

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Astros Rediscover Offense, Take ALCS to Winner-Take-All Seventh Game

The Houston Astros were in a must-win situation on Friday night with the New York Yankees hitting on all cylinders with a 3-2 American League Championship Series lead. Thanks to ace Justin Verlander, the reemergence of a potent offense and a bit of good old-fashioned home cooking, they have earned another must-win game but this time, for all the marbles. ...

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Malcontent Marshawn Lynch to Appeal NFL Suspension for Shoving Referee

Oakland Raiders problem child and locker room cancer Marshawn Lynch has been hit with a one-game suspension for his conduct during Thursday night’s NFL game with the Kansas City Chiefs. Lynch was ejected from the game after he sprinted from the sidelines to protect his homeboy Marcus Peters from his own teammates and the referees. During the ensuing scrum, Lynch ...

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Marshawn Lynch Ejected from Game After Pushing Referee

If the Oakland Raiders didn’t rue the day that they lured chronic malcontent Marshawn Lynch out of retirement before Thursday, they probably do now. The former Seattle Seahawk has been nothing but trouble since suiting up in the silver and black. From sitting on his ass during the national anthem (and encouraging others by example) to wearing a t-shirt with ...

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Los Angeles Dodgers Crush Cubs to Reach World Series

For the first time since Ronald Reagan was President of the United States, the Los Angeles Dodgers are going to the World Series. The Dodgers mauled the defending champion Chicago Cubs 11-1 on Thursday night to close out 4 games to 1 National League Championship Series and win the NL pennant. For the first time in nearly 30 years, the ...

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Liberal Propaganda Goes Off the Rails as Trump Accused of Being a Marxist

What is a frustrated liberal to do when the comparisons of President Donald Trump to Hitler and Stalin become overused and stale to the point of irrelevance? Why not compare him to Karl Marx? That is the outlandish assertion that is being made by former Obama regime official and dyed-in-the-wool American fascist Cass Sunstein is making today in a column ...

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George W. Bush Launches Vicious Attack on President Trump

The Bush family has jumped into the latest round of attacks against legitimately elected President Donald Trump which grow shriller by the day as frustration mounts that he is STILL in office despite twelve months of unprecedented smear campaigns, leaks and fake news. Unlike Hillary Clinton, the Bush dynasty has remained relatively quiet since then-candidate Trump reduced John Ellis Bush ...

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Playboy Magazine to Feature First Transgender Playmate of the Month

The old pervert Hugh Hefner finally took his dirt nap but the soft-core smut magazine that he founded is evolving to appeal to the younger generation. Conscious that just nude women just were so yesterday, the magazine did away with the traditional bosom babes in the buff but quickly flip-flopped when sales took a nosedive but something was needed to ...

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Vince Lombardi Rolls in His Grave as Petition Started for Packers to Sign Kaepernick

One can forgive Cheesehead Nation for being in extreme grief after Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers went down with a broken collarbone on Sunday but the solution that thousands of fans (and conniving activists) are proposing could have long-lasting consequences. The cult of Colin Kaepernick has come to Wisconsin and in manner apropos for Halloween, the ghouls are looking ...

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