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Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

The Cleveland Browns Are Now on the Clock in Upcoming NFL Draft

One of the more interesting storylines in the upcoming NFL draft is whether the Cleveland Browns will blow it with their two high first round picks, including the number one overall spot. By virtue of their horrendous 2016 record of 1-15, the Browns won the dubious honor of leading off this week’s draft on Thursday night in Philadelphia. The Browns ...

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San Francisco Giants Ace Madison Bumgarner to Miss Months After Dirt Bike Mishap

It’s less than a month into the new baseball season and the San Francisco Giants have already suffered a devastating loss that may adversely impact their playoff hopes. There has been no better model of pitching excellence, consistency, and durability for the National League club than pitcher Madison Bumgarner. The dominating left-hander who can also swing a potent bat has ...

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Break Out the Brooms: Underdog Predators Sweep Blackhawks Out of NHL Playoffs

In what ranks as one of the most surprising playoff upsets in years, the upstart Nashville Predators finished off the Chicago Blackhawks on Thursday night. The veteran Blackhawks were blitzed by a younger and hungrier team and unexpectedly found themselves on the wrong end of a three game deficit in a four game series. Last night the Predators lived up ...

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NFL Releases 2017 Regular Season Schedule

After much anticipation, the National Football League has officially released the schedule for the 2017 season. The opener will feature the traditional nationally televised Thursday night showcase game for the reigning champions. This year the New England Patriots will show off their latest Vince Lombardi Trophy in a game against the Kansas City Chiefs. It is a matchup that came ...

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Nutty Nancy Pelosi Claims that Democrats Could Retake the House in 2018

After the feckless and wayward Democrats couldn’t even steal a Georgia special election with every advantage possible, the delusional leadership is actually claiming that the party could win back control of the House of the Representatives in next year’s midterm elections. That’s right, while Jon Ossoff who looks like an emaciated Anthony Weiner spectacularly imploded on Tuesday, some leftist loudmouths are ...

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Mighty Chicago Blackhawks Unexpectedly Find Themselves on Thin Ice in NHL Playoffs

In one of the biggest surprises of the first round of the 2017 NHL playoffs, perennial contender Chicago finds themselves in an ugly and very deep 0-3 hole. The Blackhawks have been blitzed by the speedy upstart Nashville Predators, a team that despite eking its way into the postseason has top-seeded Chicago down on the ice with a skate on ...

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Death Of a Thug: Aaron Hernandez Hangs Himself in Prison

Former New England Patriots star tight end Aaron Hernandez was coming off of a big legal win on Friday after he was acquitted in a double murder over a spilled drink. While it was a rare piece of good news for Hernandez it didn’t overcome the fact that he was already serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole ...

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Report: Tampa Bay Buccaneers to be Featured on HBO’s Hard Knocks

According to multiple reports the Tampa Buccaneers will be the featured team in the 2017 edition of the popular pro football reality show Hard Knocks. The long-running HBO series annually selects a squad that will be followed through NFL training camp and the preparations for the upcoming season. It will be a big step for the young Buccaneers who appear ...

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Underwhelming Anti-Trump Tax Protests May Be Last Gasp for Zombie Resistance

Shortly after hordes of brain dead zombies marveled at the military might of North Korean despot Kim Jong-un during a Pyongyang missile parade, their brainless American counterparts marched on Washington and in other cities to demand that President Trump release his tax returns. The left’s heavily promoted “Tax March” didn’t turn out hundreds of thousands like the great inauguration weekend ...

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Former NFL Star Turned Vicious Thug Acquitted of Double Murder

Disgraced former NFL star tight end Aaron Hernandez finally caught a break on Friday when he was acquitted of a 2012 double murder in a fracas over a spilled drink. Hernandez served as one of Tom Brady’s top targets when the New England Patriots fielded a potent two tight end offense with the versatile former Florida Gator lining up all ...

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Devoted Hockey Fan Stabbed in Head with Screwdriver, Watches Playoff Game Anyway

In a story coming out of the Steel City that sets new standards for fan dedication, a Pittsburgh man who was stabbed in the head delayed receiving medical treatment until after he watched the Penguins playoff opener. The 43-year old victim was assaulted with a screwdriver by a disgruntled customer at the auto detail shop that he owned but refused ...

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Magic Man: Tim Tebow Homers in First At-Bat for Columbia Fireflies

The legend of Tim Tebow is alive and well and growing by the day. During his first game with the South Atlantic League Columbia Fireflies, the former NFL quarterback and Florida Gators great hit a towering home run in his very first at-bat. Tim Tebow with a homerun in his first at-bat! #LetsGlow pic.twitter.com/82cV2y573N — Columbia Fireflies (@ColaFireflies) April 7, ...

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