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Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

Ben Garrison Cartoon: Dirt Digging Mueller Ignores the REAL Dirt

The great conservative cartoonist Ben Garrison just put out another masterpiece. This time he’s targeting dirty cop Robert Mueller, the Deep State hitman tasked with conducting an endless fishing expedition into President Donald Trump in order to find “evidence” that will allow Congress to remove him from office.   According to Garrison’s blog: Hillary is using Mueller as her personal ...

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Suck It Kaepernick! Miami Dolphins Lure Jay Cutler Out of Retirement

The Miami Dolphins moved quickly to address their quarterback problems when they signed former Chicago Bear Jay Culter to replace their injured starter Ryan Tannehill. Cutler signed a one-year deal for $10 million and put off his new gig as a Fox Sports analyst to snap up the job and another big paycheck in the NFL before hanging it up ...

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Charming Ohio Couple Arrested Over Gruesome Contents of Freezer

In a bizarre tale out of Youngstown, Ohio, a man and his significant other have been arrested on the charge that they were storing the remains of his former girlfriend in a freezer. 31-year-old Arturo Novoa’s girlfriend went missing in mid-February, shortly before his new squeeze 34-year-old Katrina Layton moved in and began using the missing woman’s car, cellphone and ...

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Good Grief: Al Gore Keeps Harping on How He Really WON the 2000 Election

Environmentally unfriendly gasbag Al Gore just won’t let it go. The former Vice President visited with HBO’s foul-mouthed liberal provocateur Bill Maher during the latest episode of the comic’s popular cable televsion show and continued to cry over the spilled milk of the 2000 election. Mr. Gore spent his time with Maher by bemoaning President Trump’s pulling out of the ...

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Indianapolis Colts 2017 Preview

It isn’t a reach to say that the NFL‘s Indianapolis Colts are at a crossroads. After miraculously advancing to the 2014 AFC Championship despite a badly flawed team where they were obliterated by the New England Patriots in the infamous “Deflategate” game, the Colts have missed the playoffs for two consecutive years now in what could be a prolonged nosedive. ...

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Company to Offer New York Women a Chance to Give $150 Vibrator a Free Test Drive

The same British company that last year sponsored a promotion for New York City men to relieve stress by offering them on-street masturbation booths has another product rollout planned for next weekend. The GuyFi marketing project caused a minor furor on the internet resulting in good publicity for the sex toy company. So much so that Hot Octopuss is welcoming ...

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Whining Liberals Blast ‘Death Wish’ Remake as Alt-Right Racist Propaganda

The remake of the 1974 Charles Bronson classic revenge flick “Death Wish” is already being decried by liberal snowflakes who claim that the movie represents racism, fascism and glorifies the Alt-Right. The contemporary version swaps out the grimy mean streets of New York City in the 1970’s in favor of crime-ridden Chicago where the body count from gang violence rises ...

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Castro-Loving Kaepernick to Miami? Calls Begin After Dolphins Starter Gets Injured

No sooner had the window on the Colin Kaepernick to Baltimore deal closed, another one quickly opened. Miami Dolphins starter Ryan Tannehill suffered an injury on Thursday during training camp drills and it could be a bad one. Tannehill was leading the Dolphins to the playoffs last year when he injured his knee and he was expected to have been ...

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Senate Moves to Prevent Trump from Firing Special Counsel Robert Mueller

On Thursday, the rogue special counsel moved one step closer to the objective of ginning up “evidence” that would lead to President Donald Trump’s impeachment. Robert Mueller impaneled a Washington grand jury as the anti-Trump witch hunt moves closer to indictments of Trump associates and a basketful of bullshit that will finally stick to the man who is universally hated by ...

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Facebook Bans Conservative Artist Over This One Cartoon

The Facebook fascists are at it again and have reportedly issued a three-day ban to popular conservative cartoonist Ben Garrison over an epic portrayal of the treacherous, bloodthirsty and petty U.S. Senator John McCain. McCain is being treated as some sort of bipartisan political god after he flew into Washington last week, taking a break from brain cancer treatment to ...

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Top Five Fantasy Football Quarterbacks

Here we go pro football fans. The 2017 season kicks off tonight with the annual NFL Hall of Fame game in Canton, Ohio between the Dallas Cowboys and Arizona Cardinals. Keeping this in mind, the fantasy football scouting season is officially underway with drafts taking place beginning in the next few weeks. Conservative Daily News will be featuring news for ...

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