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Donn Marten is a fearless truth teller who calls it like he sees it despite the prevailing establishment narrative. The opinions expressed belong solely to this author and not do not necessarily reflect those of CDN itself.

Diamondbacks take WILD N.L. Wild-Card Game, Will Face Dodgers Next

The Arizona Diamondbacks are moving on to the National League Division Series following a wild 11-8 win over the feisty but overwhelmed Colorado Rockies. With the Snakes having the advantage of already locking up a wild-card berth, they were able to roll with a rested ace Zack Greinke in the winner-take-all contest. Greinke shut out the Rockies their first time ...

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New York Shake Shack to Test Out Robotic Personnel in Blow to $15 Minimum Wage

Commie-lite crackpot Bernie Sanders has become a political force among young, uneducated and unskilled Americans because like the candy man, he is promising them free stuff. Free college tuition, free health insurance and other socialist bennies which someone inevitably has to pay for and it won’t be Bernie’s Bolsheviks. One of the more popular crusades of the socialist left is ...

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Yankees Take American League Wild-Card Game, Will Face Cleveland Indians Next

The New York Yankees continued their remarkable season by taking the A.L. wild-card game on Tuesday night 8-4 over the Minnesota Twins. The Bronx Bombers were able to overcome an early three-run hole in the first inning when starting pitcher Luis Severino stunk out the joint and was given the hook by manager Joe Girardi after allowing four hits. Yankees ...

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Man Gets Knuckle Sandwich After Bursting in On Masturbating Wife

A Florida man received a shot to the kisser after barging into his wife’s room after hearing her moaning in what could only be described as sexual delight. 43-year-old Garrett Higgs and his 42-year-old spouse Flavia’s marriage was on the rocks and both were living in separate rooms in their Port St. Lucie home when the incident occurred. Mr. Higgs ...

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NFL Sunday Night Ratings Tank Again After Week Two of Anti-Trump Protests

While the NFL protests against President Trump continued – albeit diminishing in number – this week, it is still looking like thanks to the botched handling of the situation has caused long-lasting if not permanent damage. The ratings are in for Sunday night’s prime-time game and the trend continues to signal that people are as mad as hell and are ...

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Oklahoma Lesbian Couple Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating and Torturing Child

A same-sex female couple from Muskogee, Oklahoma who were arrested last year after viciously and systematically beating and torturing a five-year-old over a prolonged period of time had their day in court and it didn’t end up well for either of them. The young boy’s mother, 29-year-old Rachel Stevens and her 26-year-old lesbian sack-buddy who referred to herself as the ...

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NFL Malcontent Marshawn Lynch Wears Anti-Trump Shirt to Game

One of the mouthiest of all of the NFL malcontents who have been protesting the national anthem in opposition of President Donald Trump removed all doubt as to what the last two weeks that have rocked the NFL are really about. Marshawn Lynch showed up for Sunday’s game between his Oakland Raiders and division rival Denver Broncos wearing a shirt ...

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CNN Cuts Off Critic of Leftist San Juan Mayor During Interview

Anti-Trump cable propaganda network CNN has a lot riding on the aftermath of Hurricane Maria which devastated Puerto Rico. The left has in no uncertain terms stated that they are going to make this into “Trump’s Katrina” in order to exploit resentment from those fleeing the island into Florida for political gain. This is why the self-proclaimed “most trusted name ...

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Hugh Hefner Honored By Media as CDC Reports Over 110 Million Have Sexually Transmitted Diseases

In a rather ironic piece of news coming as the national media pays a glowing tribute to the life and career of the now deceased Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, a Centers for Disease Control (CDC) report states that over 110 million Americans now have some sort of sexually transmitted disease. Hefner’s magazine was instrumental in ushering in the so-called sexual revolution with ...

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Bubble Boobed Bimbo Kim Kardashian Trashes Trump Over Puerto Rico

President Donald Trump has really done it now and has triggered one of the most beloved figures of the trash culture obsessed modern era. With the left’s scheme to use the rescue response to Puerto Rico after the island was devastated by Hurricane Maria already rapidly unfolding, the cadre of entitled Hollywood celebrities are piling on. Trump has already been ...

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Miami Dolphins Kneelers Crap All Over America on Foreign Soil in London NFL Game

For those keeping an eye on the early overseas game this week as an indicator for whether privileged multimillionaire athletes will continue to protest the flag, the national anthem, and President Trump, the Miami Dolphins have featured the day’s first kneelers. Prior to the 9:30 ET kickoff of the NFL’s showcase game in London, three members of the Dolphins took ...

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LSU Tigers Shocking Homecoming Gag Job Against Troy Shows Team in Freefall

Maybe getting your ass kicked by Alabama every year wasn’t so bad after all. Say what you will about former Louisiana State head coach Les Myles and his inability to develop a consistent offense and quirky decisions but until 2015, he had the Tigers in contention and his teams were a pipeline for talent moving up to the NFL. Myles ...

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