Kamala Harris goes MAGA:  The “Best Biden Ever” Replaced by the Best Kamala Ever

This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically is the best Biden ever. And I’ve known him for years.

Morning Joe Scarborough, July 8, 2024 

Harris Used to Worry About Laughing. Now Joy Is Fueling Her Campaign.

Democrats are smiling again, and so is [Kamala Harris] who once weighed the political risks of cheerfulness.                                                           

The New York Times, Aug. 11, 2024

Kamala Harris isn’t running a presidential campaign. She’s producing a movie. Everything is scripted everywhere she goes. She’s fundamentally a fake person who changes her tune depending on what audience she’s in front of.

J.D. Vance, Aug. 11, 2024

However bad Biden’s numbers are, Vice-President Kamala Harris’s look worse.

The New Yorker, Sept. 13, 2023

I’ll tell you a secret: Kamala Harris’ best idea is actually Donald Trump’s.

USA TODAY, Aug. 13, 2024

After the Democrat “News”-media Colluders (hereafter the DNC) gaslight the peasants for 3.5 years that Joe Biden is “sharp as a tack,” the “best Biden ever,” and actually running the country, he was forced out of the campaign by comrade Pelosi and others because he didn’t know where he is most of the time and was only able, so to speak, to function between 10 and 4.  Biden’s unceremonious departure, and the undemocratic coronation of comrade Harris without a single primary vote, necessitated the rapid production of a new storyline to protect their new puppet. 

Since one of Kamala’s many liabilities is her embarrassing self-infatuated cackle (she finds her own pabulum hilarious), the new idea is to frame that cackle as a manifestation of Kamala’s “joy”.  If one criticizes her cackle, one does not understand her joyful vision that contrasts so well with the dark vision of the evil Donald Trump who sees the problems of the last 3.5 Biden-Harris years and actually wants to solve them.  It is the joy of the Obama campaign all over again, never mind that in her 3.5 years as VP she never actually accomplished anything.   It was not long ago that Kamala was acknowledged to be a disaster.  Now, following Biden’s defenestration by his Democrat “friends”, she is Joan of Arc!  It’s a miracle. 

In order to promote this new fairytale, it is necessary not to deflate the mood by reminding the peasants about the Biden-Harris disaster of the last 3.5 years.  That requires a rewriting of comrade Kamala’s record and her policy statements.  Since the American people are appalled by the massive influx of illegal aliens the Biden-Harris regime invited into the country, it is necessary, with utter shamelessness, to rewrite her failure as the “border czar”.   Despite the fact that in 2021 Axios  reported that Biden had appointed Kamala Harris as “border czar”, Axios now, comically even for them, reports that their 2021 report was wrong and Kamala was never appointed the “border czar”.  The new storyline is that Kamala was only assigned the job of writing a sociology paper on the “root causes” of illegal immigration (which she also did not do).  Unfortunately for Kamala, there is a video of Biden assigning her the job of “stemming the migration” through the southern border. 

The New York Times, always eager to do its part for the Democrat Party cause, not journalism, adds that because she is being “pummeled” by Republicans for her failures on the southern border, she now has a new tough border security policy:

“Harris [is] promising to heighten border security if elected and slamming … former President Trump for helping kill a bipartisan border deal in Congress.  Her campaign has walked back some of the more progressive positions she took during her bid for the Democratic nomination in 2019, including her stance that migrants crossing the U.S. border without authorization should not face criminal penalties.“

Harris could have pushed to enact this tough positions 3.5 years ago, but she didn’t.  She could even push these tough policies now.  She will not, however, do so because she is afraid of the far left of her Party (to which she herself belongs).   If she were elected in 2024, these new tough immigration policies would disappear faster than Biden’s presidential campaign did after his chat with his boss, Pelosi.  If elected, Kamala would propose a few transparently ineffective policies to provide some verbal cover, e.g., more cameras on the southern border so that we can watched people sneak into the country for their free goodies, but nothing significant would change on the ground.  Perhaps she would say “Don’t!”

It is an essential part of the Democrat playbook to dodge her own failure at the invasion at the southern border by “slamming … former President Trump for helping kill a bipartisan border deal in Congress.”  But the National Review, which has been highly critical of Trump, explains that the bill to which she refers “is a bad bill regardless of Trump’s opposition” to it.   The Heritage Foundation, always careful with facts, points out that that border deal would actually 1.) do nothing to secure the border, 2.) “codifies Biden’s and Mayorkas’ open border policies into the statute,” and even 3.) make it harder to fix in future.   

You might have thought you heard Kamala joyfully say she wants to eliminate private health care (“Let’s eliminate all of that. Let’s move on.”), but you don’t know the new election year Kamala.  You might have thought you heard her joyfully imply she wants to defund the police but you don’t know the new election year Kamala.  You might have thought you heard her joyfully say she wants to ban fracking but you are wrong again. You might have thought you have heard her joyfully imply she wants to dissolve ICE but you don’t know the new election year Kamala.  You might have thought you heard her joyfully say she would eliminate the filibuster in order to fund the radical Left’s Green new deal but the new election year Kamala is transfigured.   You might have thought you heard she is an enemy of free speech but forget all that.  Astonishingly, the new Kamala sounds a lot like Donald Trump, with one important difference.  When Trump said these kinds of things, he was stupid and racist, but when she now says them in an election year, it is the pinnacle of wisdom. 

The voters were conned in 2016 with the DNC’s Trump-Russia Collusion Hoax.  They were conned again in 2020 with Biden and Harris’ false claim that Trump praised Nazis and White Supremacists at the Charlottesville protests over removing Confederate statues.  They were conned again in 2021 with the DNC’s now debunked “Trump led an insurrection” myth.   They were conned again in 2024 with the DNC’s fake view that Biden is “sharp as a tack”.  Now they are being conned again with the false view that Kamala is a moderate Democrat prepared to be president.  The Democrat primary voters did not think so in 2020 when she did not even last until Iowa.  

The best Kamala ever doesn’t exist anymore than the “best Biden ever” did.  Kamala the Great is just another DNC fairytale to con the American people. The DNC is not interested in solving the American people’s problems.  Once again, the DNC is prepared to put the national security of the country in danger with another incompetent in order do the only thing they really care about: keeping themselves in money and power.

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