The full moon rises at the stroke of midnight as a mournful scream echos over the Deep State Swamp.
It’s the Democrats’ Haunted House of Horror!
Beware! All who enter will be cursed with the agony of socialism!
“O-Booo-ma” is ready to greet the Trick or Treaters at the front entrance, “Welcome to your Demon-rat fate!”
A quick look to the right reveals confused major appliances who are so addled with LGBTQXYZ propaganda they don’t know their own identity!
Be Careful! Horrible groans come from the room to the left where the 2020 Democrat candidates bring a half-baked creature to life, the Democrat socialism Monster!
We creep up the crumbling stairs and hear loud screams of “Orange Man Bad” coming from the Marxist Media Propaganda room.
Be sure to avoid Black Widow Pelosi’s parlor of impeachment where the little bug, Adam Schiff spins his web of lies against President Trump.
Watch out! Slick Willy slides down the stairs as the blood sucking Vampire Soros is ready to drain the country’s life blood!
Sorry, the temple is closed on Orgy Island as the “suicided” Jeffrey Epstein spends eternity flying around hell.
“I’m Koo Koo for Climate Change,” rings out as the clock hits midnight in the O-Crazio Green Room.
What’s that bumping in the last dark upstairs room of the house? It’s the withered remains of Psycho Hillary Clinton stumbling into the presidential race…did you find the “haunted” shoe?
Reeeee! HAPPY HALLOWEEN
From TINA AND BEN
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150 pages of cartoons (including cartoons not published before in any of the other books.)
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