WATCH: Exclusive Interview With Adam Schiff (SATIRE)
California Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff stopped into the FNN offices Thursday for an exclusive interview on President Donald Trump’s claims that he has a “pencil neck.”
“I’m absolutely outraged,” Schiff said. “I mean, who is he going around insulting people all the time? … I don’t have a pencil neck.”
Schiff grew increasingly frustrated over jokes directed at the pencil on which his head sits and shifted into personal attacks and threats to FNN correspondent Vincent Shkreli.
“Stop asking questions, man,” Schiff said. “You know questions lead you to the grave?”
“Yeah, that’s right. I’m going to take care of you,” Schiff added.
Schiff ended the interview and left the set after making a sexually charged threat.
“You better keep that trap shut, or I’ll make it shut. Yeah, I know it do,” said Schiff before bounding off the set atop a pencil.
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