If you don’t like the taste of your tap water, maybe you oughta just drink it up and be happy! Otherwise, you may find yourself in prison for terrorism! Seriously? This is what we have become?!
If you dare to complain about the poor quality of your tap water, you better expect a visit from Homeland Security. Because after all, as a water official has now verified on record, complaining about your tap water can be an act of terrorism.