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Having Fun With Michael Moore… On Twitter


Disclaimer:  In the interest of originality, this piece on Michael Moore will have no fat jokes.  Enjoy.

This past weekend, Michael Moore made the mistake of asking this question:

Gee... I wonder what kind of responses this got.

Well, anyone that remembers the Attack Watch thing should know that you ought to be careful what you ask for.  Scroll down this page and see what kind of responses the Oscar winning film maker got.

This is stellar advice.

Don't encourage him. He'll only make a documentary about what "terrible slave owners" our founding fathers were...

He actually did that once. He ended up making a dishonest documentary and glorifying Comumnism.

Strangely enough, some of them asked if you could, instead, admnister a "poop" test.

This is probably a reference to overtaxing our citizens. Or a reference to cosplay. If you have to, go Google "cosplay".

Ah... Similar to the first repsonse, but I still like it.

And finally... Sombody get this man a clairvoyance award, because I think he's onto something.

I just love when celebrities yap on twitter.  It gives us common folk a chance to interact with them. (and to tell them what idiots they are)

What do you think?  Were these tweeters too hard on Michael Moore?  Or did he have it coming?  (if he’s such a big, smart documentary maker, he had to see this coming… right?)

Let us know your thoughts on Facebook or in the comments below.

 

 

 

 

 

Ninety-Nine Percent in America? REALLY??!!

…..speaking of morons…

I am conflicted every time I see coverage of these Occupy schlubs. On one hand, like anyone who has actually earned a paycheck, I would like to see most of the them told that they are too old for the sandbox – time to go get a job. On the other hand, I jump for joy over the fact that these morons have no clue that they have royally over-stayed their welcome; and that even their most staunch supports’ patience is wearing thin.

But as a person with the heart of a teacher, I really want them to grip how silly their premise is…. Actually, I just don’t want anyone else drinking that kool-aid.

“How can the 1% REALLY lord it over the other 99% in a democratic republic?”

SHORT VERSION: They can’t. Thanks for playing, have a safe trip back home (to your parent’s basement)

LONG VERSION: Listening to your Bolshevik teachers (who, by the way, said in their youth, “never trust anyone over 30″…. and now they are your professors) you would think that the evil capitalists have been holding down the hoi-polloi since those white dudes in wigs forced out the peace loving British who only want to spread the wealth around (back to England of course). And it got worse from there! As the centuries past, the unwashed masses grunted along to the tune of “Look Down” from Les Miserables, being forced by those mean Republicans to accept slavery, Jim Crow Laws, Poll taxes, grandfather clauses…. oh wait…. that’s right, it WASN’T the Republican that did that. Wanna take a guess at which party that was?

Generation after generation, the 99% stood there and took it, until finally (cue the Halleluiah Chorus) kids barely out of diapers came running down to Zuccotti Park, dragging their massive craniums behind them to solve the unsolvable, cure the incurable, to DREAM… the IM-POSS-I-BLE….. you get the picture.

They, inspired by their “fundamentally transform American President” (erk… had to fight off some GERD there), have solved society’s problems by occupying a private park, taking dumps on cop cars, practically driving the MIDDLE CLASS vendors in the area out of business (fat cats order in during an occupation, check the manual) and of course, changed western civilization as we know it by coming up with call and response phrases like, “this is what democracy looks like!” – which with the cerebral skill of a parrot, the rest of the crowd repeats… over and over and over and over…

Ya know what? That IS what democracy looks like! Tell ya what, I’ll get back to that in a minute.

SO…. if this has always been the condition of America, then why hasn’t it been fixed?! HMMMM?!!! If it really has been 99% versus 1%…… in a representative republic – then why are we just NOW getting to the problem? Why wasn’t it fixed 100 years ago when Mr. Smith really could go to Washington? How about 435 Mr. Smith’s in the house…. or I suppose if the OWS stats are correct, it would be 430-5? Well?? And the Senate? Hey, back then I bet you could have pulled 100% given that Senators were elected by state legislatures, who I am just sure were made up of purely 99%ers.. Right??

During the Great Depression? FD who? Who needs a President when you’ve got 430-5 and 99-1, right?!! I am sure you could’ve had some wealth spreadage back then? WELL????

Want to know why??.. Uh oh, here it comes….

BECAUSE IT ISN’T 99% VS 1% IN THIS COUNTRY!!! Nine out of every 10 of the 1% in America (statistically is families and businesses making $350,000 or more per year) are FIRST GENERATION RICH! Meaning that they started somewhere other than Richville. AND most of the so-called rich (tell someone living in downtown Manhattan and ONLY making 350k per year they are rich) from 30 years ago have cycled OUT of Richville and have been replaced by new 1%ers. In other words, there is no LOCK on wealth in this country other that the fact that it takes a huge amount of blood, sweat, tears and TIME!! The ‘microwave generation’ (I want it now, now, now!!) doesn’t grip that.

Oh, and getting back to what democracy looks like? Yep, that what it looks like alright – a mob that shares space, food, braincells, joints and other things I can’t mention. It is exactly the reason why our framers did NOT give us a democracy, but a republic. If the “take up oxygen” crown would have gripped that back in civics class, they probably wouldn’t be fertilizing Zuccotti Park the way they have been doing. Then again, if they would have paid attention in econ class, they would be working on getting to the other side of the glass on Wall Street.

Creepy Video Of The Day Courtesy Of Occupy Wall Street


I don’t know what these hipsters think; I really don’t.  This guy (who seems to think he’s clever) comes along side a Fox News reporter and gives a “serial killer” stare into the camera as he walks beside the poor reporter.  Now, I don’t know why these people do this.  They crap on cop cars and screw around with reporters and still expect people to take their cause seriously.

What do you think?  Am I overreacting?  Is he just some harmless kid having fun?  Or is he just another bat sh*t crazy example of what’s wrong with these protestors?

Let us know in the comments below, and feel free to leave as many responses as you want.  This month we’re running a special that’s half off.  And half off of “nothing” is nothing, so as always, you can comment for free.  Start typing.