Our Obama, who art on vacation, Hollowed be thy head. Your limo come, vacation’s done, in Chicago as it is in Hawaii. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our conservatism, as we forgive those commie, pinko, progressive, tree-hugging environmentalist wacko Van Jones clones who trespass against us. And lead us not [...]
A preview into the state of the union should TOTUS get assassinated or otherwise incapacitated. WARNING: You may have to sit through many “ums” to get to the actual commentary. Guess we should just keep giving sick kids Breathalyzer tests.