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Tag: "Slurpee"

"Brain Freeze" Causes Wreck

“Brain Freeze” Causes Wreck

It’s happened to us all. Drink an Icee or Slurpee too fast and suddenly you have a super intense pain right smack in the middle of your forehead. A brain freeze. For a few seconds the pain is intolerable. According to police in San Antonio a man, drinking a Slurpee, suffered a brain freeze so […]

Obama’s Speech on Deficit Reduction: “My finely honed Political Instincts”

Our Obama, who art on vacation, Hollowed be thy head. Your limo come, vacation’s done, in Chicago as it is in Hawaii. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our conservatism, as we forgive those commie, pinko, progressive, tree-hugging environmentalist wacko Van Jones clones who trespass against us. And lead us not […]