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Emperor Obama’s New Clothes


A new Fairy Tale for America, adapted from Hans Christian Andersen’s classic, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. The cast of characters: Emperor = President Obama The Emperor’s new clothes = Obamacare (aka Affordable Care Act) The Minister = Vice President Biden Chancellor = Eric Holder The Swindlers = Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid Little Boy = John Boehner H/T White House ...

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The Constitution – I’m Not Kidding!


Curtice Mang has an interesting sense of humor. He is not crass like a Todd Kincannon, and is not utterly dismissive of liberals like Kurt Schlichter. However, in his book The Constitution – I’m Not Kidding! And Other Tales of Liberal Folly, Mang places the follies of liberal policies in simplistic terms that can leave any conservative ready to deal ...

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The eHarmony/ alternative: Te’


It didn’t take long for the spoofs to start. YouTube Description: eHarmony has 29 levels of compatibility and thinks you can “Make Love Happen Today”… the only problem is, both companies expect you to fill out complicated dating forms that take forever to complete… We think we’ve figured out what happened to Manti Te’o… he just chose the wrong ...

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The Progressive Bible: Al Gore and the Yacht


Chapter 6 6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to overpopulate the face of the earth, and filthy human children were born unto them, 6:2 That the sons of Obama saw that the human children were too many; and they clamored for him to declare a one child policy. 6:3 And Obama said, My soaring oratory shall not ...

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The Progressive Bible: Obama in the Garden of Eden


Chapter 2 2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Obama promised to make a heaven on earth, 2:5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before his pot-smoking worshipers smoked them: for Obama had not caused ...

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The Necrobamacon


As the armies of Obama zombies mount their ravenous war against the one percenters, their mouths drooling with the red inklike slobber of human blood, the forbidden book at the mysterious power source of the Cthulhu cult has been unearthed — the Necrobamacon. This mysterious grimoire of arcane magic weaves hypnotic memes of politically correct jargon, undecypherable codes of hypocritical ...

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President Obama Decrees 19 Laws of Economics


President Obama decreed the following 19 laws of economics: Everyone should get everything for free without paying for it. Anyone should be able to demand that other people work to pay for his wants and needs. Making people work to support their own lives is mean and is therefore unnecessary. If someone forces others to work for him, it shall ...

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BREAKING: Mainstream Media Uncovers Looming “Fiscal Cliff,” Overlooks “Fiscal Abyss”


Mainstream media outlets are now warning of the United States’ impending “fiscal cliff” after months of vigorous investigative journalism and heated legal battles forced the Obama administration to grant a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request for documents detailing federal budget projections. The subject documents, which have been publicly available through the Congressional Budget Office’s (CBO) website, like, forever, show ...

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Bizarro ‘Bama


Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Corporate-backed fat cat politician runs on the Republican ticket in the most serious economic recession in 70 years. The boring old white guy is backed by Wall Street and promises to change Washington. This GOP neocon is a multi-millionaire one-percenter who donates very little to charity. Backed by special interests, he claims not ...

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Top World Reactions to Obama’s Re-election


Celebrations spontaneously erupted in the Muslim World after learning the news that Obama will return to office. The terrorist community was exuberant that Obama will be back to provide more weapons-trafficking in the Middle East. Above is a photo of a Libyan militia member flashing the victory signal to the president. Russian strongman Vladimir Putin wept tears of joy that ...

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Lab Test Finds Traces of “Date-Rape Drug,” GHB, on Lena Dunham’s 2008 Election Ballot


A recent Obama campaign ad featuring Lena Dunham, star and head writer of HBO’s hit series, Girls, likening her 2008 vote for Barack Obama to losing her virginity has come under fire as lab results uncovered traces of GHB, commonly referred to as the “date-rape drug,” on her 2008 presidential ballot. The subject campaign ad features a bubbly Dunham recalling ...

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The Real 2016


The People’s Commissariat of the Associated Press. Obamuary 13, 2016. General Secretary of the U.S.S.A. Comrade Obama announced a $2 sextillion economic stimulus plan to boost the ailing U.S. economy. While a $1.9 sextillion stimulus had been contemplated before, Comrade Obama’s $2 sextillion plan signifies real progress. The 53rd batch of stimulus under Obama’s second term (indefinitely extended in light ...

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Muppets Denounce Occupy Sesame Street


Ahead of the Democrat-organized million Muppet march, dissident voices in the puppet collective are speaking out against what they call shameless abuse as “props” of the Obama campaign. Prominent members of the state-enforced Muppet union staged a press conference in which the fuzzy creatures blasted the mainstream media for what they referred to as ‘gross manipulation.’ “We have a lot ...

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