Obama the VIII
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Tag: "Humor/Satire"
A Grope A Day Keeps Osama Away
By AiPolitics on Jan 26, 2012 in Politics
Sen. Rand Paul (R–KY) made the news Monday when he declined to get up close and personal with TSA guards at the Nashville, TN airport. Paul entered the security line; dumped his belt, glasses, wallet, shoes, cell phone and pocket change in the attractive plastic bin and walked passively through the full–body scanner. Unfortunately while [...]
Is this the week the world economy bites it?
Ok, I know.. I haven’t written an honest-to-goodness analysis piece in awhile – but now.. the world is ending and I’ve noticed that no one else was writing about it.. well not just this moment .. We’ve been hearing that EU is going to crash any day now, that Americans are over-leveraged and as Conservatives [...]
Republicans Attempt to Change a Light Bulb
I don’t know precisely how many Republicans it takes to change a light bulb, but I can tell you that 289 are evidently not enough. That’s how many Republicans are in the House and Senate, yet they can’t accomplish a relatively simple task and repeal the ban on incandescent bulbs that went into effect January [...]
Republicans ARE Discouraging Voter Turnout
By R. Mitchell on Jan 05, 2012 in Politics
It’s a dream come true for hysterical liberals and their fellow travelers in the ‘unbiased’ media. Pesky Republicans ARE actively working to discourage voter turnout in the 2012 Presidential election! Unfortunately, in typical GOP fashion, the party is busy suppressing its own vote. Thanks to a decision by the Virginia Republican State Central Committee, voters [...]
Democrats Regulating the Dead
Personal preferences are a reliable method of distinguishing between conservatives and Democrats. Conservatives believe personal preferences are just that: personal and particular to the individual. When others don’t share his preferences a conservative looks for more congenial companions or surroundings. Sometimes he even takes the initiative and creates a like–minded opportunity in the private sector. [...]
Liberals Love Monopoly Taxis
Many DC–area residents have a taxi story. Few have happy endings. Mine occurred on a very rainy day at Union Station. I’d been shuffling along in an endless taxi line when my turn finally arrived. The cab pulls up and fortunately I happened to glance inside before I entered. The cab’s vinyl–covered backseat was already [...]
Jack Abramoff Wants Congress to Come Clean
There’s nothing like spending 43 months in prison for fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy in connection with Congressional influence–peddling to make you an advocate of political contribution reform. Notorious Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff is back on what the late Watergate scandal participant, John Ehrlichman might term a “modified limited hang out” book tour. Abramoff contends [...]
Playing Santa on Our Dime
One does not have to go to Washington to become an out–of–touch politician and it’s not required to be a Democrat. Local Republicans can lose their way quite nicely without all the bother of traveling to D.C. This summer, in Prince William County, VA, Jeanine Lawson ran a spirited challenge in the Republican primary against [...]
Pepper Spray – A little dab’ll do ya
By R. Mitchell on Nov 24, 2011 in Politics
During this holiday season it’s very difficult to determine the socially acceptable method for serving pepper spray to ‘progressive’ class warriors on the front lines of aimless protest. Previously, Humboldt County, CA deputies had a situation where a lumber company’s offices were seized by protestors who refused to leave. Deputies announced pepper spray was on [...]
Virginia's Light Governor Gains Heft
The bad old volcano days are but a distant memory for Lt. Governor Bill Bolling. That’s when he was trapped in Florence Italy for almost a week during April 2010. European air travel was canceled after an Icelandic volcano, with a name no Virginian could pronounce, spewed ash and gas into the skies over Europe, [...]
Obama Loses the Love, His Body Man
Reggie Love, President Barack Obama’s ‘Body Man’ is about to depart the White House staff for the Wharton School of Business. Obama is said to be taking this very hard. [mp3player width=300 height=75 config=fmp_jw_widget_config.xml file=http://conservativedailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/WhereIsTheLove.mp3] Where is the Love?
The KinderCare Generation
By R. Mitchell on Nov 11, 2011 in Opinion
For those in two–income households who have been wondering what the long–term effects of parking children in daycare would be, the results are in and the news is not good. Quite a few members of the daycare generation are currently occupying Obamavilles in New York City, D.C., Oakland, CA and points in between. This is [...]
Obama wishes the USMC a Happy 236th Birthday
“President Obama” sends out a Greeting to the Men & Women of the United States Marine Corps. Late, as usual for him. Flash version: [mp3player width=300 height=75 config=fmp_jw_widget_config.xml file=http://conservativedailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/SemperFi.mp3] iStuff-friendly version: Obama Wishes USMC Happy Birthday Rich Mitchell is the Sr. Managing Editor of Conservative Daily News. His posts may contain opinions that are [...]
