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[VIDEO] Republican Candidate Says Pregnancy From Rape “Is Something God Intended To Happen”

TJ Thompson — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:28:05 +0000

Indiana GOP Candidate for US Senate Richard Mourdock

Richard Mourdock, the Republican candidate who ousted longtime incumbent Sen. Richard Lugar in the primaries, made a startling statement during a candidate debate Tuesday night during a question about abortion.

This post will be updated as this story develops.

US Navy goes “Gangnam Style” In Hilarious Video

TJ Thompson — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 16:09:46 +0000

Some members of the US Navy’s 22nd company created a video “spoof” of the South Korean singer PSY and his viral video sensation “Gangnam Style” – Seen HERE - for their US Naval Academy Spirit Spot.

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According to the video’s decription it stars mostly individuals from the 22nd Company, including: Kelly Fielder, Connor White, Kevin Lois, Michael Gerritsen, Nathan Fewel, Alisa Batcher, Brooke Merchant, Juan Valencia, Tyler Heinemeyer. Also included was Adam Vetere of the 24th Company and Lee Adamowicz from the 25th Company. And the film was recorded and edited by Mark Vetere of 22nd Company, DoubleBond Productions.

and yes…. GO NAVY!!

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Biden: I’ve Known Three Presidents “Intimately”

Chris Enloe — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:28:22 +0000

The Biden ‘funnies’ continue, to no one’s surprise. This time, he says that he has known 3 presidents “intimately”.

Watch here:

“But folks, I can tell you that I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately,” Biden said at a speech yesterday.

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Leaked Footage From The New Obama Ad Featuring Tom Hanks

Cindi — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:38:19 +0000

'Obama' Wishes You 'Happy New Year' & Sets the Agenda for 2012

R. Mitchell — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:23:11 +0000

Fresh from Hawai’i

Okay, it’s late, isn’t he always?

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Happy New Year!!

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Having Fun With Michael Moore… On Twitter

R. Mitchell — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:52:38 +0000

Disclaimer: In the interest of originality, this piece on Michael Moore will have no fat jokes. Enjoy.

This past weekend, Michael Moore made the mistake of asking this question:

Gee... I wonder what kind of responses this got.

Well, anyone that remembers the Attack Watch thing should know that you ought to be careful what you ask for. Scroll down this page and see what kind of responses the Oscar winning film maker got.

This is stellar advice.

Don't encourage him. He'll only make a documentary about what "terrible slave owners" our founding fathers were...

He actually did that once. He ended up making a dishonest documentary and glorifying Comumnism.

Strangely enough, some of them asked if you could, instead, admnister a "poop" test.

This is probably a reference to overtaxing our citizens. Or a reference to cosplay. If you have to, go Google "cosplay".

Ah... Similar to the first repsonse, but I still like it.

And finally... Sombody get this man a clairvoyance award, because I think he's onto something.

I just love when celebrities yap on twitter. It gives us common folk a chance to interact with them. (and to tell them what idiots they are)

What do you think? Were these tweeters too hard on Michael Moore? Or did he have it coming? (if he’s such a big, smart documentary maker, he had to see this coming… right?)

Let us know your thoughts on Facebook or in the comments below.

'The Donald' Won't Rule Out Running against 'The One'

R. Mitchell — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:38:32 +0000

Billionaire Donald Trump is promoting his new book:

‘Time To Get Tough: Making America #1 Again’

(Great Title, btw)

In the book he reveals that he was/is so serious about challenging Barack Obama for the Presidency that he had the Financial Disclosure documents required to make that run prepared. He is worth an estimated $7 Billion which is much more than most people would have thought, Trump is routinely believed to have inflated his net worth in the past. $3 Billion of his net worth is the ‘Trump’ Brand itself.

Good for him, as a New Yorker would say, He’s done well for himself, I’m happy for him.

Now as to him running, presumably 3rd Party, and ensuring Barack Obama’s Re-Election…

I’ve long said that if Trump runs I will found, manage, spearhead and crush him with a Grass Roots Campaign that I will call:

4/11 Barbers for Truth

I’ve selected the color of 4/11 Barbers for Truth to approximate the odd color of Mr. Trumps variegated locks.

4/11 Barbers for Truth will, once and for all, get to the truth about Mr. Trump’s hairline(s).

Where do they truly begin?
How many of them are there?
Has Melania ever seen him after a shower?
How much of the Federal Budget will be dedicated to Hair Products?
How has he managed to avoid the wind all these years?

I promise you that is only the beginning of the questions we will pursue as vigorously as he avoids windy, rainy days.

Personally, I think he’s just doing what ‘The Donald’ does best; Pimping the Trump Brand.

But it is possible that he thinks a Run for the White House would Burnish the Brand even more. If he runs he will find out that 4/11 Barbers for Truth will be more cutting on his reputation than he can imagine… Edward Scissorhands ain’t got nothin’ on us.

I implore Mr. Trump not to force our hand.