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Category: Humor/Satire

John Boehner Becomes a Man

Maybe you saw House leader John Boehner on ABC’s This Week with George Stephanopoulos. I missed it, but a written account of the interview shortly after may make me take back everything bad I have ever said about Mr. Boehner. It appears he has received a dose of courage from the Wizard, and is ready […]

Ted Cruz Opens his Mouth and Lets out the Stupid

Ted Cruz Opens his Mouth and Lets out the Stupid

We all have been watching the recent political soap opera with high interest. It was great to see Ted Cruz filibuster for 21 hours, unlike John Boner–I mean, Boehner (why can’t I get that right?)–and John “Ancient Gasbag” McCain, who attacked him for it (along with other Republicans). Finally, there was somebody who was going […]

Tattoo Wars: Can a Waiting Period Prevent Stupidity?

Tattoo Wars: Can a Waiting Period Prevent Stupidity?

District of Columbia leftists have been so generous in providing ideas for negative columns; it’s only fair to compliment them when they do something positive. Currently the District of Columbia Health Department is proposing a mandatory 24–hour waiting period before getting a tattoo. I think making prospective tattoo customers pass a Breathalyzer and recite the […]

Saturday Night Cigar Lounge Sept. 28th

Saturday Night Cigar Lounge Sept. 28th

When:Saturday, September 28th, 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Saturday Night Cigar Lounge with Taylor on Blog Talk Radio What: Saturday nights were meant for cigars and politics. Hear Taylor and his co-host Liz Harrison talk about everything from the past week – from politics, to news, to books, and entertainment. Whatever comes to mind, and of […]

Jaden Smith Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Education

Jaden Smith Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Education

Perhaps you heard the other day that Jaden Smith, son of actor Will Smith, sent out a tweet that stirred up a hornets nest of criticism. Take a peek: “School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.” He continued: “If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent […]

Off–Year Election Prospects Grim for Conservatives

Off–Year Election Prospects Grim for Conservatives

In 2009 gubernatorial elections in New Jersey and Virginia provided a morale boost for conservatives still smarting from the Obama victory. Chris Christie won in New Jersey and Bob McDonnell won in Virginia. The chance for morale boosting repeat this year is very small. In New Jersey we’ve discovered Christie is now Obama’s newest BFF […]

Feeling Threatened? Borrow a Legislator!

Feeling Threatened? Borrow a Legislator!

The reason the debate over the 2nd Amendment is so futile is that supporters of the amendment have two jobs — one expected, the other burdensome. Marshalling an argument for your position is only natural in a debate and if it’s not done, that side deserves to lose. What’s burdensome is 2nd Amendment supporters also […]

The Day Vladimir Putin Pulled a Wyatt Earp

The Day Vladimir Putin Pulled a Wyatt Earp

I don’t know whether to laugh or marvel at the alleged ingenuity. I really don’t think Obama and Kerry are that smart. London, Monday, September 9th, 2013. Secretary of State John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, made an off-hand remark during a press conference that Syria could avoid a U.S. missile strike if they turned […]

More Questions About Syria

More Questions About Syria

I have a feeling Syria is going to dominate our discussions for the next several weeks, perhaps even months, as the government tries to decide what to do. Personally, I think Congress will vote to allow missile strikes. What that will lead to is anybody’s guess, either an escalation that will involve ground troops, or, hopefully, nothing […]

Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus' VMA performance

Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance

Priceless!

Republicans Want to Kill Kitty Cats

Republicans Want to Kill Kitty Cats

Why is it that the Republican party cannot, for some reason, let loose a candidate who doesn’t make himself look like a horse’s ass whenever he opens his mouth? Here’s what happened: In New York City last Thursday, a pair of kittens wandered onto subway tracks. The transit authority stopped train service for about half […]

TSA Annexes NFL

TSA Annexes NFL

I never thought I’d live to see the day when you couldn’t bring more than 3 oz. of shampoo into a National Football League stadium. Over the years I’ve grudgingly accepted the ban on explosives, handguns, rifles and vuvuzelas, but this may be the last straw. The NFL has now decreed that fans (quaintly known […]

Adventures in Syria

Adventures in Syria

If there is any indication that Obama’s lack of leadership has hurt the US, it is the current situation with Syria.  He is unable to build a coalition the way Bush did. He may have had British PM David Cameron convinced action needs to be taken in the wake of Assad’s chemical attacks against his […]

Gettig Hammered Radio - Friday, August 23, 2013

Gettig Hammered Radio – Friday, August 23, 2013

  When: Friday, August 23, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: It’s Friday night…we’re here…and we’re LIVE…from the studios of Casa de Hammy!! Join Stevie and Steve tonight with their guest Christine Harbin Hanson, AFP’s Federal Policy Analyst, discussing ObamaCare and the AFP conferences next […]

Consultants Who Think They Are Kingmakers

Consultants Who Think They Are Kingmakers

A Virginia consultant no voter ever heard of endorses a candidate for governor nobody really likes and somehow it’s on the front page of the Washington Post’s Metro section. It reminds me of what Democrats formerly called the ‘Shrum Primary.’  That was the jockeying Democrat presidential candidates went through to try and persuade Bob Shrum […]