Category: Humor/Satire

Time Person of the Year – and the winner is….

By Liz Harrison (twitter: @GoldwaterGal) on Dec 19, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Opinion

Barack Obama, of course. That could be considered a minor improvement over romanticizing the stinking, rude, and destructive masses otherwise known as the Occupy Protesters last year. And in minor defense of the Time folks, at least this administration’s “Slut-in-Chief”, Sandra Fluke, didn’t make the short list. Of course there were arguably better choices on [...]

Your Cute Video for Today: Mistletoe Kissing Prank

By Teresa Wendt on Dec 14, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Traditional Values

Students at BYU did a random survey asking people basic questions like “Are you married?” or “Do you put up Christmas lights?” Then they asked if the person believed in the tradition of kissing under mistletoe and a bunch of mistletoe suddenly appeared surprising the interviewees. The responses are cute. Be sure to watch for [...]

The Progressive Bible: Obama in the Garden of Eden

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Dec 13, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Politics

Chapter 2 2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Obama promised to make a heaven on earth, 2:5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before his pot-smoking worshipers smoked them: [...]

What I Find Offensive — Socialism

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Dec 11, 2012 in featured opinion, Humor/Satire, Opinion, Politics

Allow me to ventilate something that’s on my chest and not worry about leftists’ precious feelings. Racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, Islamophobia, misogyny and bronyism — all abhorrent in their various manifestations. (I won’t lie, I find My Little Ponies strangely erotic.) Yet none of these stupid ideas by themselves killed anyone. They were, well, stupid [...]

The Progressive Bible: Obama’s Genesis

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Dec 06, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Kyle Becker

1:1 In the beginning Obama promised to create a heaven on earth. 1:2 And his believers’ minds were without form, and void; and awe-struck looks were upon the faces of the asleep. And the Spirit of Obama moved upon the faces of the believers. 1:3 And Obama said, Let there be debt: and there was [...]

It Is the Liberal Apocalypse – Watch Out for Mayans and Zombies!

By Liz Harrison (twitter: @GoldwaterGal) on Dec 04, 2012 in Humor/Satire

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past several years, you’ve undoubtedly heard that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. If you haven’t started making preparations for the inevitable end, there’s no shortage of places to find suggestions for the last hurrah! Of course NASA took some time out [...]

The Necrobamacon

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Dec 04, 2012 in Featured, Humor/Satire, Kyle Becker

As the armies of Obama zombies mount their ravenous war against the one percenters, their mouths drooling with the red inklike slobber of human blood, the forbidden book at the mysterious power source of the Cthulhu cult has been unearthed — the Necrobamacon. This mysterious grimoire of arcane magic weaves hypnotic memes of politically correct [...]

President Obama Decrees 19 Laws of Economics

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Nov 19, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Kyle Becker, Politics

President Obama decreed the following 19 laws of economics: Everyone should get everything for free without paying for it. Anyone should be able to demand that other people work to pay for his wants and needs. Making people work to support their own lives is mean and is therefore unnecessary. If someone forces others to [...]

BREAKING: Mainstream Media Uncovers Looming “Fiscal Cliff,” Overlooks “Fiscal Abyss”

By The Laissez Faire (@TheLaissezFaire) on Nov 18, 2012 in Humor/Satire

Mainstream media outlets are now warning of the United States’ impending “fiscal cliff” after months of vigorous investigative journalism and heated legal battles forced the Obama administration to grant a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request for documents detailing federal budget projections. The subject documents, which have been publicly available through the Congressional Budget Office’s [...]

No Power in NY? You’ll Appreciate LIPA Style

By Teresa Wendt on Nov 13, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Politics

Imagine being without power for two weeks. There are still many in New York who are waiting for LIPA (Long Island Power) to get them reconnected. It’s a tough time for those families but here is a light hearted video poking fun at the situation Gangnam style. Sometimes you just need a laugh.

Bizarro ‘Bama

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Nov 09, 2012 in Featured, Humor/Satire

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Corporate-backed fat cat politician runs on the Republican ticket in the most serious economic recession in 70 years. The boring old white guy is backed by Wall Street and promises to change Washington. This GOP neocon is a multi-millionaire one-percenter who donates very little to charity. Backed by [...]

The 2012 Election in a Nutshell

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Nov 08, 2012 in Humor/Satire, Videos

Top World Reactions to Obama’s Re-election

By Kyle Becker (Twitter: @rogue1776) on Nov 07, 2012 in A Broken System, Humor/Satire

Celebrations spontaneously erupted in the Muslim World after learning the news that Obama will return to office. The terrorist community was exuberant that Obama will be back to provide more weapons-trafficking in the Middle East. Above is a photo of a Libyan militia member flashing the victory signal to the president. Russian strongman Vladimir Putin [...]

Grassroots Conservative Radio~Election Night Coverage!

By Rebecca Diserio on Nov 06, 2012 in 2012 Election News, Humor/Satire, Politics

Join three Conservative Radio Shows as they bring you the “grassroots” coverage and commentary from across the Country. Starting at 7pmET, we join Diane Student~ Diane is a conservative libertarian political activist who has been blogging since 2008 and hosting the award winning internet radio show The Freedom’s Wings Show since 2009. She is a proud [...]