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Category: Humor/Satire

Getting Hammered Radio – Friday, June 14, 2013

  When: Friday, June 14, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: LIVE from Casa de Hammy, join Stevie and Steve as they sort thru this whole Snowden / NSA mess (weren’t we just talking about Benghazi ad the IRS? Ignore the man behind the curtain!). [...]

What If They Held a Primary and Nobody Came?

The Washington Post finally got its primary and in typical leftist fashion, they approved of the candidate selection method that was both inefficient and cost taxpayers the most. Earlier this year the Posties criticized Republicans for using the convention method to choose their nominees — even though Lincoln was chosen by a convention and the [...]

Getting Hammered Radio – Friday, June 7, 2013

  When: Friday, June 7, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: We’re not letting some Tropical Storm keep us down…we’re having a HURRICANE PARTY at Casa de Hammy’s!!! So join Stevie and Steve tonight with their guests Kira Davis (@KiraAynDavis) and Mike Gannon (@MikeCGannon), along [...]

Why ‘Government’ & ‘Creative’ Aren’t Usually Found in the Same Sentence

Prince William County, VA — where I live — has an official seal that’s been in use since 1854. But that seal — or logo, to use up–to–date terminology — just wasn’t happenin’ for the county staff. Staff evidently felt a balance scale held over a bunch of tobacco leaves just screams 19th century. Plus the [...]

Searching for the ‘Moderate’ Christian

I enjoy reading the letters sent to advice columnists. It’s a handy, anecdotal way to chart the decline of modern culture. There’s actually a book in this; comparing the difference in questions during the early 60’s with what we have today. But I fear I’m too lazy to do the research. On the other hand, [...]

What Is It About ‘Stereotype’ that the Tea Party Doesn’t Understand?

Too bad Tea party types are such ingrates. Now that the mainstream media (MSM) is finally starting to cover the IRS political scandal, you’d think the Tea party would go out of its way to reward the media for emerging from its Obama–induced coma. Consider what would have happened if there had been four deaths [...]

Getting Hammered Radio – Friday, May 24, 2013

  When: Friday, May 24, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: It’s FRIDAY and we are LIVE from Casa de Hammy!! Join Stevie and Steve to discuss the events of the week, kick off Memorial Day Weekend, and just relax and have a great time! [...]

NYC “Feminists” Demand the Right Not to be Seen as Sex Objects. By Going Topless.

It’s possible that “progressives” have weekly meetings to decide what action they can take to simultaneously shock the rational sensibilities of thinking people and even further divorce themselves from reality. And it’s becoming more and more clear these meetings are taking place in New York City, the “progressive” mecca. In a breathtaking display of hypocrisy [...]

Getting Hammered Radio – Friday, May 17, 2013

  When: Friday, May 17, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: WOW, what a week, and we plan to cover it ALL! Well, we’ll try, the show is only an hour and a half after all. So, join Stevie and Steve as they discuss Benghazi, [...]

The Bugs are Back

People in the Washington, DC area like to worry. Part of it’s because leftists are required to show “concern” about the darnedest things and part of it is because a large government workforce has to discover something to do or at least find a way to look busy. For example, the National Weather Service suffered [...]

Senate GOP Supports Remote Control Taxation

The next time you see any of the following Senate Republicans: Lamar Alexander (TN), Roy Blunt (MO), John Boozman (AR), Richard Burr (NC), Saxby Chambliss (GA), Dan Coats (IN), Thad Cochran (MS), Susan Collins (ME), Bob Corker (TN), Mike Enzi (WY), Deb Fischer (NE), Lindsey Graham (SC), Chuck Grassley (IA), John Hoeven (ND), Johnny Isakson [...]

It’s Always Christmas If You’re a Politician

What is it about an elected official that compels rich people to want to give him gifts? Do they look needy? Hungry? Depressed? Is there a secret gift registry of which I’m unaware? Could it be a mentoring program where plutocrats adopt a middle–class governor or attorney general and show them how capitalism has paid [...]

Getting Hammered Radio – Friday, May 3, 2013

  When: Friday, May 3, 2013 at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific Where: Getting Hammered with Steve Hamilton and Stevie J West Tonight: Tonight on #GettingHammered it’s #HotConChicksFriday! Yes, in our continuing tradition of bringing you the hottest and smartest Conservative women in radio, Stevie J West joins forces with Elisha (@planet_rawr) to prove once again why [...]

The Ballad Of Bernie Madoff

Let’s add a little humor to lighten the mood for a few seconds! H/T The Daily Bail

The Interview: Terry McAuliffe & the Boston Attack

This post is intended as satire, any likeness to real or imagined people is unintended. This is a work of fiction (A source within the McAuliffe for Governor campaign leaked a copy of this transcript from an interview with a New York Times Sunday Magazine reporter. I felt I owed it to my readers to [...]