When you’re over-taxed Feeling broke When libs are in your face I will make them croak I’m your Axelrod When Plouffe gets rough And Gibbs just can’t be found Like a fridge over Maxine Waters I will chill you down Like a fridge over Maxine Waters I will chill you down When you’re Debbie Downer [...]
Look, look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel Look, look, there’s a squirrel As I walk through this election Nothing can stop my change of direction And you, you are my [...]
To eat a delicious dog hound To chew without making a sound To burp when the dog goes down greasy To run when dogs give you the runs. To munch a Chihuahua for lunch To bite till the Dane’s out of sight To digest when your tummy is weary To tax when the dogs are [...]
They took 1/32nd of the Harvard Nation And put Warren on their reservation Took away her white man’s life Savory crabs and her butter knife They took away her hot crossed buns Her omelettes gave them all the runs Mayonnaise and a can of Spam Pow Wow Chow ain’t her Uncle Sam Harvard Law people, [...]
Oh Barry boy, the votes, the votes are calling From dead to dead and down Chicago’s way The summer’s gone and all the ballots dying ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and Mitt must stay But come ye hack when Plouffe cries in his pillow Or when your campaign’s broke and out of blow And [...]
Folks, here´s a story about Michelle the Moocher She was a Chicago red hoochie-koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Michelle had a butt as big as a wha-a-le Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho She messed around with a Barry named Obama She loved him though he was more like her mama He took [...]
Here I lie in a lost and lonely D.C. town Biden time In a world of polls I slowly drown Goin’home I can’t take elections all alone I really should be taxing you Taxing you Chooming you chooming you Tragedy When the tingle’s gone and you can’t go on It’s tragedy When your Holder [...]
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe, Little Barack Obama loved that rascal Plouffe, And brought him cash and ACORN nuts and other fancy stuff. Oh! Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV And frolicked with his campaign staff [...]
So, there’s good old Joe Biden, swimming in a sea of Testosterone, shouting to the world that the Republicans’ opposition to Barack the Wonderful’s jobs bill is going to be the catalyst for more rapes in America. Now doesn’t that just hack your Weiner? Stand up, Joe, let ‘em see ya! Well, not all of [...]
