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The spirit of free love — and free stuff — has hit the United States, and let’s all wallow in the glory of an economy where that’s the only thing one can afford to do is love. The spiritual masturbation of sitting around in a circle smoking a peace pipe and slapping tambourines, imagining everyone’s needs get magically met by ...

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The Fallacies of Fairness


We hear it repeatedly from the left: so-and-so’s not paying his “fair share.” Or “that’s not fair!” Or the rich need to pay their fair share. Or fair trade, not free trade. And for good reason: the notion of fairness is so vague, it bears repeating in whatever context the left deems appropriate. But what is fair? The left thinks ...

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The West is the Best, But May Die Like the Rest


When a civilization fails to preserve itself from threats arising from within, which can be physical, material, or ideological in nature, it is at risk of collapse. This collapse is typically followed by anarchy, and ultimately tyranny; which can be of the mind or by the sword. When a civilization fails to defend itself from threats arising from without, it ...

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The Politically Correct Guide to Racism for Idiots


Conservatives may be unaware that the Democrat Party has passed new legislation redefining the rules of logic and political discourse regarding racism. For those who have grown used to such concepts as “hypocrisy,” and “logical inconsistency,” they need to eliminate these from their thinking and vocabulary. Everyone must get hip to the new rules of civility and tolerance, or else ...

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This Thanksgiving Brought to You By — Capitalism


Mmm, capitalism tastes great. Love the wonderful aromatics glazing the crispy turkey skin on this fist-sized drumstick, dipping that bad boy in spicy turkey gravy, and then a glob of silky smooth mashed potatoes, and then maybe a dollop of stuffing, and then a hint of cranberry sauce, and then — gulp, scene. Oh, I’m sorry, was that uncompassionate of ...

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The Democrat Party: Has It Already Seceded?


Demoralized conservatives, feeling dejected by an inexplicable election loss after being virtually water-boarded by the media for four interminable years, and savaged by an economy decimated by left-wing Treasury raids that make Alaric the Visigoth look like a piker, may be asking themselves the question: Has the Democrat Party finally succeeded? What they should be asking themselves is if the ...

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The Triumph of the State


An Englishman once observed that the presidency (if we may be lenient enough to call it that) of Barack Obama had taken on the vestiges of the once-deposed ancien régime. Yet this ascendancy to the ranks of divine royalty by the left’s anointed one should be no surprise, given that is has been the priority of America’s elites for over ...

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President Obama Decrees 19 Laws of Economics


President Obama decreed the following 19 laws of economics: Everyone should get everything for free without paying for it. Anyone should be able to demand that other people work to pay for his wants and needs. Making people work to support their own lives is mean and is therefore unnecessary. If someone forces others to work for him, it shall ...

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Towards a New Paradigm of American Politics


Opposition in American politics is so ingrained into our bloodstream: right against left, conservative against liberal, Democrat against Republican, that we Americans do not always see a political way to solve our mutual problems. Our very real trials and travails, our family adversities, our personal highs and lows, obscure what politics really is: a way to use force to make ...

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Clueless Obama Voters And What to Do About Them


In the video above, we see college students lined up to vote for Obama without a single freaking clue about some of the basic tenets of American government. When all you know is that we are a “democracy,” and majority rules, then you are more likely to support slick demagogues like Obama who promise free stuff, trample on private property ...

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Bizarro ‘Bama


Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Corporate-backed fat cat politician runs on the Republican ticket in the most serious economic recession in 70 years. The boring old white guy is backed by Wall Street and promises to change Washington. This GOP neocon is a multi-millionaire one-percenter who donates very little to charity. Backed by special interests, he claims not ...

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Top World Reactions to Obama’s Re-election


Celebrations spontaneously erupted in the Muslim World after learning the news that Obama will return to office. The terrorist community was exuberant that Obama will be back to provide more weapons-trafficking in the Middle East. Above is a photo of a Libyan militia member flashing the victory signal to the president. Russian strongman Vladimir Putin wept tears of joy that ...

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One Last Word to the Troops Before the Election


As President Obama ends his bitter and petty campaign of character assassination against his challenger Mitt Romney, one is struck by just how low the lofty orator has fallen from his 2008 bid. The erstwhile freshman Senator rode into office on a wave of disingenuous half-truths and outright lies promising “hope and change.” But at least Obama sounded vaguely optimistic ...

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