University releases absurd guide for potential rape victims

The University of Colorado Springs recently promoted a list of 10 steps for students to remember should they encounter a rapist.
Conservative Americans realize that advice could be pared down to one tip – carry a gun. Unsurprisingly, that bit of advice did not make it into the release compiled by the gun-grabbing leftists in charge of the school.
The ridiculous and potentially dangerous list includes many progressive gems such as imploring students to be “realistic about your ability to protect yourself.”
At the risk of appearing repetitious, a concealed weapon would go a long way in increasing a woman’s ability to fend off an attacker.
The rest of the university’s tips are increasingly more ludicrous and include self-defense tactics including “vomiting or urinating” in an effort to “convince the attacker to leave you alone.”
If that doesn’t work, advisors suggest telling a rapist “that you have a disease or are menstruating” as though that will instantly cause a monster to reconsider his reprehensible intention.
Since gun-free zones ensure females on campus are unarmed and exist as barely more than sitting ducks against an attacker, the school advises potential victims to scream in addition to yelling, hitting, or biting a rapist.
While remembering all these tips during the most traumatic event of a person’s life, one must remember not to accidently make the wrong call. As the tip sheet explains, “some actions on your part might lead to more harm.”
Finally, the school’s public safety department cautions students that “every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.”
Obviously, that contention is patently false since students cannot decide to utilize the most effective crime deterrent of all – a gun.
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