As I was walking Tampa’s streets, to see the RNC today,
I saw some crazies dressed in PINK, heading the other way.
Well I knew it weren’t the DNC, or “The Jerrett’s White House Band”
‘Twas a troupe of dancin’ JAY-JAYs, I could tell by the way they ran!

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Oh, get along, Oh get along, get along,
Oh, get along, get away.
‘Twas a troupe of dancin’ JAY-JAY’s,
And they’d come to save the day!

I’d never seen a stranger site, bumpin’ in the breeze,
Holes for awful faces; something hidden at their knees.
And such was their appearance, that we laughed until we cried,
They’re so ugly that we’re happy they belonged to the other side!

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I don’t recall announcements that we’d see this crazy crew,
Prancing and a preening like we cared what they would do!
It was “stop all wars”; we’ll lie down; you can love us till we die,
But if they claimed they were women, I believe it was a lie!

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All men who still love liberty, share the scandal of this day,
Patton’d sooner drop dead; Washington would run away.
‘Cause the Patriot knows that liberty isn’t bought for any price,
Neither gold nor silver matter; nor a cheap whore sold for vice!

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