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Plouffe the Campaign Dragon

David Plouffe

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Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe,
Little Barack Obama loved that rascal Plouffe,
And brought him cash and ACORN nuts and other fancy stuff. Oh!

Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe,
Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe.

Together they would spin lies for Jay Carney’s daily rant
Barack kept Barney Frank perched up on Plouffe’s campaign plank,
Noble kings and princes, Barack bowed before them, too,
Axelrod would lower his flag then Frank would lower his too. Oh!

Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe,
Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe.

Barack can live forever but not so David Plouffe
Rigged elections and more dead voters make way for other stuff.
Then one fall night it happened, Barack Obama came no more
And Plouffe that mighty dragon, was kicked right out the door.

His head was bent in sorrow, the election had been lost,
Plouffe no longer went to play cuz’ Barry had been tossed.
Without his life-long Bam-Bam, Plouffe could not be brave,
So Plouffe that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe,
Plouffe, the campaign dragon lived for TV
And frolicked with his campaign staff in a land called Make Believe.

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