Hell With This, I’m Going On Welfare

By | July 23, 2012

There is no doubt that we are now an entitlement country and have been for years. With half the country receiving some sort of government handout and the Obama administration putting out ads for more people to sign up, I figure what the hell; I might as well jump on the bandwagon. I mean why not?  With the Obama administration lowering the bar to qualify, why not just drop everything and sign on.

In June, 85,000 people went on social security disability, while the economy added only 80,000 jobs. I must say congratulations to Obama, it seems to me Obama is finally succeeding with one of his policies, which is getting more people to accept handouts from the government. Good job Mr. President. One would think that if he would put as much effort into creating jobs, as he puts into handing out government money, we would probably have a 5% unemployment rate. So to the people who say that Obama does not know what he is doing, I say he knows exactly what he is doing, keep unemployment high so he can put more people on the government payroll and build one big entitlement society.

So why should I work, when it is so easy not too. Obama makes those T.V commercials for food stamps look so inviting, just sign up for food stamps and you will look and feel great and be healthy at the same time, so the commercial says. Now with Obama lowering the work qualifications for welfare to include;

1.Bed rest
2. Personal care activities
3. Massage
4. Exercise
5. Journaling
6. Motivational reading
7. Smoking cessation
8. Weight loss promotion
9. Participating in parent teacher meetings
10. Helping a friend or relative with household tasks and errands

I said to myself, I can do all those things, what do I have to lose. Just think about it, I can have a place to live, because the government has a free housing program. Food is not a problem, because of the food stamp program, where I can look and feel great and be healthy all at once. Money will not be a problem, because I can either receive welfare or disability, or maybe both, depending on how much time I have to fill out all those applications. Transportation, not a problem, the government has a program that would supply me with a used car. Of course, I am going to need a cell phone as well so I can keep in touch with family and friends, the government provides that as well. As a matter of fact, no matter what I desire, I can find a government program to provide it for me, no wonder why people from other countries are finding any way they can to get into this country, everything is free.

Let us be truthful here, the only reason Obama is handing out all this free stuff is so that we will all be dependent on the democratic party. Because if you are getting all this free stuff, you are going to keep on voting for the party that is keeping you in all that free stuff. That means you are nothing more than a slave to the party that is keeping you in all of those goodies and all you have to do is sacrifice your individual freedom. Well you know what? I think I am going to keep my freedom, because that is what this country is supposed to be all about, isn’t it?

A lesson in irony.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today’s lesson.

This is one man’s opinion.

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3 thoughts on “Hell With This, I’m Going On Welfare

  1. Brob

    Not to mention anyone on wellfare does not need to pay any school fee nor do they need buy any school supplies oh yeah and free lunches… I registerd my 3 children today I stood there in line and I watched as people walked up To pay school fees some where not Paying as the line got shorter I could hear the lady in line she stated she had free fees the woman asked for her welfare proof she handed it to her and off she went to another line it was a line I didn’t get to go to I watched to see what it was it for the free lunch… Then it’s my turn I hand the woman close to $290 in school fees for my children she hande me a packet and said next…. The woman with no fees did not get a packet… I looked down and it was there schools supplies list I said to my self wow all this stuff I mean did my first grader really need 20 glue sticks??? I stopped a teacher near by and said this school supply list is a lot larger then last year!! Her response was oh yes well you see when you buy all of that supplies you don’t write your child’s name on it you send it all in and they got into “community baskets” because a lot of other children can not afford supplies she walked away… As I’m walking to my SUV i see the woman who didnt have to pay for anything getting in her range roover and talking on her iphone at this point I’m extremely pissed I work hard for my money and the things for my kids I spend hard earned flat cash at the grocery store DAILY!! while others get a free ride… Not to mention they raised the price of school lunches for anyone who buys lunches really!!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!

  2. Ken Wallin

    This is an interesting read. I teach online (college level) and it is permeating right into the collegiate level. Students starting to expect A’s even when most of what they write is riddled with misspellings, grammatical errors, and syntax issues. I am also asking your help with this little project. I received this short music video. It is a group called Madison Rising, they are singing the National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner)in an original way. The lead singer is former Navy. They are trying to get it listened to 1,000,000 times before the end of the year. Hooah!

  3. Jerry Peters

    All that and health care too. What a country

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