http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=politically-incorrect-limericks The best conservative political news, analysis and opinion articles written by a collection of citizen journalists. Covering a range of important topics in blogs, op-ed, and news posts, these upstanding patriots are bringing back American exceptionalism with every entry.. Fri, 24 May 2013 20:14:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-381845 Bruce Davidson Mon, 25 Mar 2013 03:01:27 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-381845 If fine things you’re rare’n to see em,
Your nights in a terrace museum,
It seems beneficial,
to be an official,
on Biden’s new Paris per diem.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-381060 Bruce Davidson Sat, 23 Mar 2013 05:17:05 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-381060 When Ted and Diane let er rip,
He severed her points at the hip,
Cuz her mirror sees Einstein,
But clearly Ms. Feinstein,
Is ‘several shells short of a clip’.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-380056 Bruce Davidson Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:01:45 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-380056 Now that Francis is Vatican’s ‘One’,
Has chance for romancin begun,
For Fathers to wed,
Or will Pontiff instead,
Say chance of romancin is Nun.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-377517 Bruce Davidson Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:37:46 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-377517 Mr. Bloomberg is feeling dismay over,
The chance of a citizen’s say over,
His weight and his drinks,
But the Mayor..me thinks,
Can plant one while we’re bendin way over.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-376638 Bruce Davidson Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:16:24 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-376638 His peers were bemoaning the mention,
When hearing his tone of dissension,
But while Paul got em furious,
What’s all got us curious,
Is serious drone of contention.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-374555 Bruce Davidson Fri, 08 Mar 2013 05:54:51 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-374555 While our debt just continues to fester,
We stress on the toll of sequester,
Cuz we’re weak and we’re pander’en,
will be speakin the Mandarin,
At behest of ‘controlling investor’.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-373255 Bruce Davidson Wed, 06 Mar 2013 06:36:48 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-373255 Did ‘The Mouth’ have distorted idea,
He’d sound like ‘the Lord of Judea’,
Cuz ‘Pistons were missin’,
When Dennis was kissin,
The ‘South End of Northern Korea’.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-371875 Bruce Davidson Sun, 03 Mar 2013 06:39:38 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-371875 Mr. Hagle has quickly exhibited,
He’s tired of the hick who’s inhibited,
From telling our nemesis,
Shelling our premesis,
That firearms are strictly prohibited.

]]> http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2012/06/politically-incorrect-limericks/comment-page-1/#comment-369909 Bruce Davidson Sat, 23 Feb 2013 05:34:41 +0000 http://www.conservativedailynews.com/?p=57441#comment-369909 They whine of the costly expense,
From climb in the cost of defense,
but idle the speakers,
On entitlement seekers,
A climbin across’a da fence.

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