Only In mASSachusetts

By | May 9, 2012

The Nanny State out does it self once more… Soon it will be illegal to sell cup cakes on school grounds in the Commonwealth of mASSachusetts.

  • Keep in mind, this is the same “state” that has said our Commonwealth’s Constitution did not specifically say that Marriage was between a man and a woman, therefore “civil marriage is an evolving paradigm”, so it’s OK for two Dudes to be married.
  • It’s also OK to have less than an ounce of Pot (for personal use) and if you do get busted, you’ll get a ticket.
  • And our AG (Martha Coakley) said “Technically it’s not illegal to be illegal in Massachusetts,”

But Heaven forbid you try to sell a Cup Cake, Brownie or other “Competitive Food” to the little darlings in public schools at a fundraiser or Bake Sale. You’ll be screaming “Don’t Tase Me Bro” faster than you can say “But I’m 1/32nd Cherokee Indian & have high Cheekbones”…

you know the Official Cookie of The Commonwealth is the “Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookie”… Ironic isn’t it. we have a cookie whose name is (loosely) based on a payment/tax required to travel on a road and now there is a law forbidding even that cookie to be sold… Our Forefathers would be shaking their heads in disbelief.  Maybe we need A Boston Cup Cake Party? We’ll get a Flash Mob together and Toss our Cookies in the Hoston Harbor.  Watch your Cell for the Date & Time.

UPDATE: April 9th
The Massachusetts House today voted to derail the ban on cupcakes and other items at bake sale fundraisers at local schools. (Full Story)

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