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The New Right Declares “War on Morons”

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  1. Will Rogers once said, “I remember when ‘liberal’ meant being generous with your OWN money.”

    I remember when ‘liberals’ (i.e., tax-happy, coercion-addicted State-shtuppers) were the smart kids on campus.

    Guess they did too many drugs in the Sixties and Seventies, then begat moron kids.

  2. Quite telling that the author felt it necessary to explicitly state that this is satire… he obviously thinks his readership was not capable of picking up on this nuance without some aid. Conservative comedy FAIL.

    • No, it’s so lefties who are a little, shall we say, “slow,” don’t republish the piece without any awareness that it is satire. There is also the problem of left-wing deceit where hacktivists publish pieces like these without the intellectual honesty to call them satire. Sorry, the insult is directed all the left’s way. What people choose to do with that insult is their choice. But I can tell you it is ultimately meant to be constructive.

  3. You make me proud. Even got an angry, incoherent screed in reply.

  4. Enjoyed this tremendously! Thank you.

  5. AWESOME !!!!!!!!
    Excellent Kyle . . . you said it ALL.
    Anyone with half a brain could figure out how bad the Democrats and their liberal party is for this great country.
    Thanks! for your time posting this excellent article.

  6. this is the most assine piece of crap i have ever read. i really hope no one paid him for this piece. right wingers are stepping over their own feet everyday. lies, bull shit propoganda is being absorbed by ignorant right wingers. hoping to end races of others by lack of education, that is effective, creating a welfare environment to mask the fact that they want all of the jobs because the y feel no one else is entitled to them except white america. c omplain about the poor and helpless creating a class warfare that has long existed if you have all the jobs you don’t need any help a vicious circle that you have complained about, we know what you are doing and obama is trying to put a stop to it. Morons wake up, we are not morons you are the true moron. you are not informed, you a telling your own lies hoping that you recruit the rest of the ring wing morons that do not have your vote. playing on ignorant who lack education that are thriving in trailer parks across america and the mid-west. yes gun toting dangerous peole with automatic weapons and the right to stand their ground. yes it’s seems like a good idea, but look at the facts people are just killing people because they can. i would like to defend my self against an attacker, and if you you attack rob steal from someone you deserve to die unless you are looking for food, even in the old days if you stole for food you were not punished. but take off those peole from snap food stamp programs let them try to get the jos you won’t let them have and see if crime soars, poverty and the american dream deminishes. You idiotseven want to get rid of charitable contributions, who feeds the poor , churches, homeless agencies, etc. from donations of wealthy individuals, yeah cut that morons, get rid of the mortage tax deduction. you think the foreclosure rates are high now people are using that money to pay for taxes and a few mortgage payments, yes end entitlements od and sick americans are not deserving of anything, this is the greatest country in the world and we don’t want to take care of our old nd infirmed. you have have habit of sticking grandma in a nursing home until she dies of bed sores, and loneliness. you unempathic, selfish, morons. we all get old fools. wake up and smell the joe. you may have your mortgage paid and some money socked away, but don’t get sick your insurance will drop you and your will be on your way to bankruptcy if you can afford it. don’t look for an entitlement because you are undeserving of it. your rhetoric disgusts me and i keep abreast of your actions to hope to get through to one moron to hopefully make the world a better place one less idiot in america is kudos for us all. your boy mitt is a perfect example of a moron, wealthy, no sense of humour, his wife is just as bad a story about her dog god the runs from eating turkey off the countertop, romeny traveling with his dog on the roof craping all over the windows, he is a guy i want holding the football? morons, morons when will you learn. Kenedy, roosevelt knew the needs of the working class, this guy is elite, swiss bank accounts, off shore accounts, does’nt know if he has 150 or 220 million dollars i would like to not or care where 70 million dollars is and want to drive off my elevator into my spawling home. this home is a concession prize. he know he does not have a snow balls chance in hell of winning but he got the fame and respect he wanted all of his goofy life. if you want to be an expert moron just watch this guy and learn. newt populating the
    moon with morons, yes spread stupidy in space as well. the best guy you had was huntsman, paul a nut, bachmann worst than palin. Palin / Bachman you can’t make this stuff up. idiots pay palin millions. pretty face idiot. cans you see her trying to negotiate with North Korea, china, we will be over run with asians they will kick our butts. everything will be in asian and the national food will be dim sum. we will bow to our leader in no time flat. and i don’t want to say what else we will be doing while bent over. you morons are killing us. we are the laughing stock of any intelligent person in other countries. we impeach a president for sex, we want the rich 1% to control the masses. revolution and constant uprisings occpy wall street people will be a joy to what may be coming and wake up you are a minority in the country 2030 you will be out numbered by people of other groups, it will be sooner with the end of planned parenthood, birth control you think you will save a few of your kind but in actually the math does not add up nor does the rational that cut them off and they wil buy their own birth control, yes create more criminals, deliquents, and poor. I did not you were your own grave digger? Morons

    • Thank you for making the articles point.

    • “Assine?” You might want to stick with smaller words. It appears that 7-letter behemoths like ‘asinine’ are beyond your capabilities. On the other hand, your screed could be cut-and-pasted into an online dictionary as an example of the definition of asinine…

    • How nice. The “Voice” of the morons has spoken and validated every point made by the article and without concern for literacy to boot.

  7. Bravo! That was fun! Shared on Facebook, and am definitely going to email about.

  8. shirley jean dobler

    This article is great. I LOVE it. Genius:-) thank you for writing it.

  9. Excellent article. On second thought “excellent” is too weak a word. “Superb” is more appropriate.

    I will be passing this article around.