Billionaire Donald Trump is promoting his new book:
‘Time To Get Tough: Making America #1 Again’
(Great Title, btw)
In the book he reveals that he was/is so serious about challenging Barack Obama for the Presidency that he had the Financial Disclosure documents required to make that run prepared. He is worth an estimated $7 Billion which is much more than most people would have thought, Trump is routinely believed to have inflated his net worth in the past. $3 Billion of his net worth is the ‘Trump’ Brand itself.
Good for him, as a New Yorker would say, He’s done well for himself, I’m happy for him.
Now as to him running, presumably 3rd Party, and ensuring Barack Obama’s Re-Election…
I’ve long said that if Trump runs I will found, manage, spearhead and crush him with a Grass Roots Campaign that I will call:
4/11 Barbers for Truth
I’ve selected the color of 4/11 Barbers for Truth to approximate the odd color of Mr. Trumps variegated locks.
4/11 Barbers for Truth will, once and for all, get to the truth about Mr. Trump’s hairline(s).
- Where do they truly begin?
- How many of them are there?
- Has Melania ever seen him after a shower?
- How much of the Federal Budget will be dedicated to Hair Products?
- How has he managed to avoid the wind all these years?
I promise you that is only the beginning of the questions we will pursue as vigorously as he avoids windy, rainy days.
Personally, I think he’s just doing what ‘The Donald’ does best; Pimping the Trump Brand.
But it is possible that he thinks a Run for the White House would Burnish the Brand even more. If he runs he will find out that 4/11 Barbers for Truth will be more cutting on his reputation than he can imagine… Edward Scissorhands ain’t got nothin’ on us.
I implore Mr. Trump not to force our hand.